You might someday think to yourself, “It’s nurses week. I would like to show thanks to a nurse in my life. This is a fine and appreciated impulse. You might then follow up that thought with, “I should buy them a water bottle, cup, or keychain with the word NURSE in big font, followed by a paragraph or perhaps poem extolling what a good person they are for being a nurse,” and I am here to say on behalf of nurses, we’re so good on that front. Don’t even worry about it. Just say, “thanks.” If you wanna give a gift, think to yourself, “Will this require shelf space? A thing almost everyone is short on all the time?” You never need to put in a bulk order to an Etsy shop selling anything with cursive font. I promise. I promise. I swear to god promise, you are free of this burden. Don’t give me another fucking cup.