I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE 🎵

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[ea40000-deactivated20230201]

The never ending possibilities of soup

[headspace-hotel]

Customizable

[detectivehole]

gay sex will not fix this situation. honestly, it'd probably make it worse. that being said i think we should give it a shot anyway

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[pattithebard]

Companion to my Brennan Lee Mulligan fancam: Lou Wilson fancam :^) It’s only fair!

[queeranarchism]

Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

[gottamoveonup-deactivated201612]

Direct action at its finest.

[themasterplanner]

I theoretically disapprove, but at least it’s ballsy as fuck.

[themasterplanner]

I no longer disapprove.

[thebroccoligoblin]

Growth

[pointnclick]

winning the beautiful barista’s heart via physical comedy

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You slipped in the Starbucks again didn’t you

[pointnclick]

[wildlifepsas]

You’ve likely seen memes and blogs suggesting that you help birds build their nests by leaving materials like yarn, string, human hair, and pet hair outside. Please, please don’t do this!

Wild birds don’t need help to find nesting materials. They’re everywhere and birds instinctively know where to look for them! They may become confused and accept yarn and other materials given by humans, but that doesn’t mean it’s safe.

Long strands of yarn, string, or human hair often become wrapped around the legs or wings of birds, causing them to eventually lose circulation or the ability to fly. Hatchlings are especially susceptible to death when they become entangled in these “gifts” in the nest, and as they grow, the material will become tighter until it amputates a limb. Yikes!

Pet hair, yarn, string, and human hair are also full of materials that can be safe for us but toxic for birds, which are much more sensitive. The fragrance in your shampoo, dye in your yarn, and flea products in your pet’s fur are all quite dangerous to birds.

The best nesting materials that you can give birds are the ones that are already outside! Leaving twigs, leaves, grass clippings, and native plants in your yard can help to create a natural habitat where birds can thrive. Leave the litter out of your yard and dispose of your waste responsibly.

~ For Fox Sake Wildlife Rescue

[transgendinator3000-deactivated]

[Image description/ A picture of several skeins of yarn in brown and earth tones. Superimposed on this there is a purple box with the words, "Do not 'donate' your litter to birds. Yarn, string, and hair are garbage, not gifts." in white text. /end ID]

[orpheusilver]

every time i feed my cat i think of who woulge? "dinner" it is my cat.

[orpheusilver]

oh this post is actually incomprehensible isn't it

this one this is the Image

[joshpeck]

adding the image made it less comprehensible

[chips1977]

went to the ER cause I got punched in the head by a mouse

[lenbione]

i love the muppets

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

wow…ahead of its time (and ahead of its host)

[elf-kid2]

Kermit knew you could pick your own gender, and is now finding out that there are more options in that category than previously suspected

[threecirclingbuzzards]

nice

[eatsleepcrap]

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

[eatsleepcrap]

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

[oilvla]

What does glue have to do with this

[eatsleepcrap]

i knew you’d get stuck there

[pancakeke]

finally a good update

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kangals]

look I understand it’s the internet and whatever but i am begging you guys to understand: if you try to be playfully/sarcastically mean-spirited to someone who you have zero established relationship with, 99/100 times you will just come across as an asshole.

[memewhore]

[theartfulgay]

[regicide1997]

[Image description: first image is a piece of industrial equipment with a warning label, which reads, in all caps, "Warning: This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh, nor does it care."

The second image is a pair of bootyshorts with the same message. /End description.]

[beardedmrbean]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

yes hello i am very sorry to hear of your lack of satisfaction. if you'll just follow me to the suggestion box its just inside here