happiness is stored in the moss

Icarus Bruce Valsson // 19 // plants and knives// icon made by @godofstoriessuggestion//

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Starting the new year off fun :) (learning to get poison out of plants)

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I am PLUGGING MY EARS

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Every girl wants these three things:

1. A cool knife

2. A pretty skirt

3. The opportunity to stab someone just once without any consequences please--

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[darryl-jacobson]

ICARUS

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

[godofstoriessuggestion]

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Obviously I would never use the numbers.

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[darryl-jacobson]

ICARUS

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Every now and then I like to leave a bit of my slightly dubious research out. It keeps people on their toes :)

[theseconddarryl]

*Picks some of it up*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

*incredibly well annotated research into poisonous plants and their effects as well as safely handling them*

[theseconddarryl]

*tries reading it*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

* there's enough times the specific word poison is mentioned that he can probably pick up the gist of it*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Every now and then I like to leave a bit of my slightly dubious research out. It keeps people on their toes :)

[theseconddarryl]

*Picks some of it up*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

*incredibly well annotated research into poisonous plants and their effects as well as safely handling them*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Every now and then I like to leave a bit of my slightly dubious research out. It keeps people on their toes :)

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I had the weirdest experience today on my walk

[icarusbrucevalsson]

So I'm going through the business part of town, right?? And I find this bookstore that I swear I've never seen before but it looks pretty old and well established

And I have some pocket money so I go in to check it out

I get browsing around and one of the books literally shocks me.

[just-jacopo]

How'd it do that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I opened it up and it's some kind of old spell book that might actually be legit?

[just-jacopo]

let me see (opens it)

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I went to try and find someone to ask them how much it was and I heard a voice right by my ear telling me to take it but when I turned around nobody was there

So I flipped out and ran home

[just-jacopo]

oh that's scary

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Right?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I had the weirdest experience today on my walk

[icarusbrucevalsson]

So I'm going through the business part of town, right?? And I find this bookstore that I swear I've never seen before but it looks pretty old and well established

And I have some pocket money so I go in to check it out

I get browsing around and one of the books literally shocks me.

[just-jacopo]

How'd it do that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I opened it up and it's some kind of old spell book that might actually be legit?

[just-jacopo]

let me see (opens it)

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I went to try and find someone to ask them how much it was and I heard a voice right by my ear telling me to take it but when I turned around nobody was there

So I flipped out and ran home

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I had the weirdest experience today on my walk

[icarusbrucevalsson]

So I'm going through the business part of town, right?? And I find this bookstore that I swear I've never seen before but it looks pretty old and well established

And I have some pocket money so I go in to check it out

I get browsing around and one of the books literally shocks me.

[just-jacopo]

How'd it do that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I opened it up and it's some kind of old spell book that might actually be legit?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I had the weirdest experience today on my walk

[icarusbrucevalsson]

So I'm going through the business part of town, right?? And I find this bookstore that I swear I've never seen before but it looks pretty old and well established

And I have some pocket money so I go in to check it out

I get browsing around and one of the books literally shocks me.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I had the weirdest experience today on my walk

[icarusbrucevalsson]

My goal for the new year is just to get like three times more intimidating than I am. Also to convince my family I'm ready for the real sword mom keeps pretending she didn't buy for me like a year ago.

[astrid-tyrsdottir]

If she doesn't give you the sword, I could give you my old sword

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Oh awesome!! I promise I won't stab anybody with it unless I have to

[icarusbrucevalsson]

My goal for the new year is just to get like three times more intimidating than I am. Also to convince my family I'm ready for the real sword mom keeps pretending she didn't buy for me like a year ago.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

someone remind me to bring dale some chili mac sometime, it'd blow the kid's mind