happiness is stored in the moss

Icarus Bruce Valsson // 19 // plants and knives// icon made by @godofstoriessuggestion//

[icarusbrucevalsson]

so has anyone else noticed how weird mom's eating habits have gotten or

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I have full faith in Mum and their ability to rebuild their firework stash in about 24 hours

[just-jacopo]

What if LE can do counter spells?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Then I just keep finding different ones to use so they take longer to catch on!

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

Oh wow.. have you actually done this?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

One or two of them! But only on people who deserve it. And only the small ones. Like this one guy was rude to me at a cafe yesterday so I made it so for the next few days all his drinks are just a little bit too hot or too cold of where he wants them to be.

[just-jacopo]

Wow...

[icarusbrucevalsson]

.... Jacopo. Jacopo I just had the funniest idea.

[just-jacopo]

What?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I wanna put a curse on LE so they're always a little bit later than they mean to be.

[just-jacopo]

... yes. Do it

[icarusbrucevalsson]

yes!!!!

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

Oh wow.. have you actually done this?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

One or two of them! But only on people who deserve it. And only the small ones. Like this one guy was rude to me at a cafe yesterday so I made it so for the next few days all his drinks are just a little bit too hot or too cold of where he wants them to be.

[just-jacopo]

Wow...

[icarusbrucevalsson]

.... Jacopo. Jacopo I just had the funniest idea.

[just-jacopo]

What?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I wanna put a curse on LE so they're always a little bit later than they mean to be.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

Oh wow.. have you actually done this?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

One or two of them! But only on people who deserve it. And only the small ones. Like this one guy was rude to me at a cafe yesterday so I made it so for the next few days all his drinks are just a little bit too hot or too cold of where he wants them to be.

[just-jacopo]

Wow...

[icarusbrucevalsson]

.... Jacopo. Jacopo I just had the funniest idea.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

Oh wow.. have you actually done this?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

One or two of them! But only on people who deserve it. And only the small ones. Like this one guy was rude to me at a cafe yesterday so I made it so for the next few days all his drinks are just a little bit too hot or too cold of where he wants them to be.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

What's that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

A book from Wren!

[just-jacopo]

Oh, can I see?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

... If you keep in mind it's for research purposes only .

[just-jacopo]

Okay?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Also we're gonna look at it in my room .

[just-jacopo]

*follows her*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

*hands him the book and flops on the edge of her bed*

[just-jacopo]

*sits down to read it*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

*it's a spellbook focusing on curses and hexes; nothing extreme but clearly she's getting more advanced*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

(I am so sorry Mum I'll hex someone for you)

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

What's that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

A book from Wren!

[just-jacopo]

Oh, can I see?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

... If you keep in mind it's for research purposes only .

[just-jacopo]

Okay?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Also we're gonna look at it in my room .

[just-jacopo]

*follows her*

[icarusbrucevalsson]

*hands him the book and flops on the edge of her bed*

[darryl-jacobson]

That better not be what I think it is

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Hey, I think Mum is stockpiling fireworks for the weekend.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

What's that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

A book from Wren!

[just-jacopo]

Oh, can I see?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

... If you keep in mind it's for research purposes only .

[just-jacopo]

Okay?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Also we're gonna look at it in my room .

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

What's that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

A book from Wren!

[just-jacopo]

Oh, can I see?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

... If you keep in mind it's for research purposes only .

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[just-jacopo]

What's that?

[icarusbrucevalsson]

A book from Wren!

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)

[allastor-maybe]

Wren the neighbor child is stealing our sorcerous tomes again.

Please organize the ones near the window she sneaks through in order of skill level so that she has the appropriate foundations to experiment with intermediate-level curses.

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I just found a curse to give someone every minor inconvenience that comes to mind!

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Girls just wanna have fun (sneak in tomes previously banned from the household)