I'm going to say it

RP blog. If you're an ass, I'm going to drag you through the mud by your hair. Trying to survive these aliens in my life. (Mod is 21+ and uses she/they. Please note Darryl can be stiff and not that friendly toward new people, PLEASE don't take it personal. It's him not you.)

[darryl-jacobson]

Do you guys think I'm deaf or something

[darryl-jacobson]

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

[darryl-jacobson]

When it endangers people, yes

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

[godofstoriessuggestion]

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

[jotunlokisuggestion]

I'm not feeling very en-riched, I'm feeling en-poored. of fireworks! That I personally confiscated!

[godofstoriessuggestion]

you should un-confiscate them! *gets a bag of popcorn*

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You distract him, I re-un-de-confiscate.

[darryl-jacobson]

I can hear you

[darryl-jacobson]

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

[darryl-jacobson]

When it endangers people, yes

[jotunlokisuggestion]

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

[darryl-jacobson]

Not how that works!

[darryl-jacobson]

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

[jotunlokisuggestion]

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

[darryl-jacobson]

When it endangers people, yes

[darryl-jacobson]

Loki disappears, shows up to be chaotic, leaves again

[darryl-jacobson]

I haven't said anything about the fact Val forgot to have more kids

[godofstoriessuggestion]

@valkyriesuggests you know what would be funny

[valkyriesuggests]

I mean 👀👀👀 I DO want more kids

[godofstoriessuggestion]

👀

[valkyriesuggests]

I think you should take me back to our room.

[darryl-jacobson]

Can you not discuss this IN THE LIVING ROOM

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[darryl-jacobson]

ICARUS

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

[godofstoriessuggestion]

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

[darryl-jacobson]

*rolls eyes*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

you also have my number in case you wanna do some crime, you know. ;)

[darryl-jacobson]

.... are you flirting with me

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[darryl-jacobson]

ICARUS

[icarusbrucevalsson]

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

[godofstoriessuggestion]

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

[darryl-jacobson]

*rolls eyes*

[darryl-jacobson]

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

[darryl-jacobson]

I haven't said anything about the fact Val forgot to have more kids

[darryl-jacobson]

No one get arrested by the FBI, I can't help you there

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[icarusbrucevalsson]

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

[darryl-jacobson]

ICARUS

[darryl-jacobson]

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

[valkyriesuggests]

fuck it who wants to be wooed I'm in the mood to take someone on a date

[valkyriesuggests]

I'll take you to a fancy restaurant and make out with you in an alley

[valkyriesuggests]

Alternately we could go to Denny's and then fistfight out back

[darryl-jacobson]

(extreme side eye)

[valkyriesuggests]

It's a legitimate way to test the waters with someone . I spent half a century seeing this one girl because her right hook was so good

[darryl-jacobson]

I worry about you sometimes...

[valkyriesuggests]

fuck it who wants to be wooed I'm in the mood to take someone on a date

[valkyriesuggests]

I'll take you to a fancy restaurant and make out with you in an alley

[valkyriesuggests]

Alternately we could go to Denny's and then fistfight out back

[darryl-jacobson]

(extreme side eye)

[valkyriesuggests]

I've been bored enough lately that I've been just going to bars and not drinking anything. Just seeing how easy it is to get a bar brawl going

It's very easy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

Val....

[valkyriesuggests]

I need enrichment!

[darryl-jacobson]

Not at a bar!!!

[valkyriesuggests]

I've been bored enough lately that I've been just going to bars and not drinking anything. Just seeing how easy it is to get a bar brawl going

It's very easy :)

[darryl-jacobson]

Val....