Diamonds don't crack they cut

Go ahead meth with me... I like it Methy.

[xhggws]

[ice-dopediamond]

[goldylicks]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Guys will have sex with almost any woman who initiates, but on PornHub it takes them past page 30 to find what they are looking for

[just-shower-thoughts]

In 2022, kids probably don’t know Chuck Norris could strangle you with a cell phone.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The dirtier the mind is, the cleaner the browser history is.

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Penises’ and 'Vaginas’ are the same length

[ice-dopediamond]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are different versions of you in the minds of all the people who know you

[just-shower-thoughts]

No matter how good of a person you are, you are evil in someone else’s story.

[ice-dopediamond]

#smokeout#meth#twacked

#tweaky

[huffylemon]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can’t hurt an overthinker, they’ve already seen it coming, hence you will only be proving them right.

[thoughtkick]

“You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides, The Virgin Suicides

[lifeasanoble]

[deejay]

[ice-dopediamond]

Love at first sight