🌱Penguin♉

I like food, sleeping, cats... what else..? ₍^. .^₎⟆ uhhh.. I only post when I feel like it ✌️

[ice-penguin]

[theriverdraws]

If something good happens to Kris the game is programmed to explode.

[blackdagger456]

Deltarune Chapter 5 Spoilers: This entire chapter is a masterclass of why I also ship poly stuff/ Krusielle along with Krusie, Susielle and Krisielle because…oh my god?

Oh my god!?

I low key love how all aspects of the shipping fandom are both excited and comforting each other after this chapter because I swear to god when we catch Toby we’re stringing him up and feeding him Popeyes biscuits with no bev.

[ice-penguin]

The weird route in this chapter made me feel nauseous.. Everything was so scary, I felt like I couldn't breathe.

[ice-penguin]

... the only thing that I liked in this finale is Caine being back (and beating that he's evil/heartless allegations, never believed those) and Jax being trans. Other than that, most of it sucks.

[ice-penguin]

I can't fcking believe that there are still people who think Maki wearing a traditional outfit and being with a man is a downgrade of her character. How the hell did that Twitter BS end up on TikTok?

[ice-penguin]

Thank you heavy (and engineer) from Team Fortress 2, for making me realize that men with dad bods, stocky builds, and a little bit of belly, etc. are actually hot.

And to everyone I questioned their taste for this in the past, I am deeply sorry that I failed to see the vision. I'm a changed woman now 😋😋

[ice-penguin]

I wish Dell's character and his family were explored more. There are so many things I want to know about the Conaghers 😔😔

[ice-penguin]

Opinions about Chaggie?

(was not expecting anyone to ask me anything or wtv so I never check my inbox I'm SO SO SORRY anon😭)

They're cute in fan arts, fanfics, etc. but damn they're boring as fvck in the canon show.

The whole "Angel x demon" is already interesting, I wish viv explored mooooore on that.

I'm neutral with Chaggie. Maybe 6.5/10. The only reason why I didn't make it flat 5 or lower is because they get extra points for that one merch where it basically confirms Charlie is the more dominant one (I think??) Really proving that looks can be deceiving.

[ice-penguin]

How it feels watching this episode as a funnybunny and showtime shipper

[ice-penguin]

STTTAAAWWWPPP don't make me simp for you, you old man🤭

[ice-penguin]

This image where it had people theorizing that it's ribbit only for it to be revealed it's Jax is kinda funny lmao

[ice-penguin]

Yeah, they'll be stuck in the circus.

[roshancampbell]

I keep trying the “imagining you’re married to your fav so you’re productive and get stuff done so you don’t disappoint them” and it has worked well before. But with Maynard Conagher being in the picture… I really just don’t know. He isn’t marriage or even friend material. He’s the stereotypical “go get me another beer woman” and “bludgeoning his wife to death with a golf bowling trophy”.

I mean that’s why I like him but damn if I don’t take out the trash I’m going to get fucking murdered. 😭

[ice-penguin]

Same, but with Zed mostly

[roshancampbell]

I NEED TO HEAR ZED TALK TO A WOMAN.

He has such a specific pattern of speech, everyone he talks to is different. With Maynard, Zed ends or starts all of his sentences with “brother” or “dumbass” or something of the like. With Jeremy, he constantly refers to him as “boy” (which is OUGHHH MY HEART). Then, even with Fritz, Zed calls him “son”.

AND WITH HIS VOICE ITS SO AHHHHH

But how would he refer to a woman? Or anyone else for that matter? Zed never calls any two people by the same name or title, and with women (especially in the 60s), there are so many condescending pet names he’d definitely use. And we know that he isn’t fond of women in the first place (referring to my post about the Conaghers and romance).

“You look lost, darlin.” “That damn dame!” “Now angel, I need ya to listen here.” But all in the most misogynistic and patronizing way, he absolutely hates women.

[ice-penguin]

I hate him. I love him. He's hot.

[roshancampbell]

The Conagher brothers and romance?

Zed

Has a very negative view on romance after his own experiences, and realizing that all it would do to his brothers is just take them away. (All three of them have attachment issues goddamn)

Being part of the legacy of Conaghers, he has considered the concept of a family, but Zed is smart enough to know none of that is for him, and said “eh Dell will figure it out or something”

He has erectile dysfunction but blamed it on all of his girlfriends so he killed them (mostly because he’s sadistic but also because he got embarrassed and that doesn’t ever happen to him, so he didn’t know how to deal with it)

PDA? Hell no. Fancy dates? Absolutely not. He is the least romantic person, wouldn’t take any woman on a decent date unless it somehow benefited him.

Maynard 

Doesn’t know shit about romance or sex, never really cared or paid attention

I feel like once separated from Zed, he wouldn’t be difficult to get a date with. Maynard isn’t used to being treated as an equal, much less someone of independent value.

Steals clothes,, not in a cute way, just has no concept of what clothes are his which are someone else’s.

If he ever did get interested in anyone, Zed would immediately shut it down. He would go on to list all the possible reasons it could go horribly wrong, and why no one would ever actually want Maynard, so obviously any woman (or man) interested in him is just a trap.

^ Of course, Maynard would believe Zed, and it wouldn’t go anywhere.

Dell

Despite being well suited to social life and aware of what is right and wrong, he wouldn’t be able to identify a manipulative partner. After being put down and told that his needs were always second to his brothers, he sort of had the fight beaten out of him. He’d easily fall back into that mindset with someone else

Has learned not to bring anyone near his brothers after hearing about Zed’s dates

Very romantic, loves women and just meeting people in general. Skilled at flirting after being a bartender for so long

He has also considered that the rest of the family is expecting an heir from one of them, but doesn’t think that he’s important enough (being the youngest and with little to say in terms of inheritance) to have anything expected from him

Certainly the most approachable of the three, and easily the best option for a long-term or healthy relationship

[ice-penguin]

OH I WANT THEM ALL THREE

[marshmallowpuffcat]

My Showtime headcanon (or AU? Idk)! They're an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers pair where the connection isn't genuine at first but grows to become that with time :3