Garraka

He/him

[icedemon-garraka]

I’m back and ready for whatever this world will throw at me.

Rules

[icedemon-garraka]

yo, are you Elsa´s cousin?

Why does everyone keep asking me about Elsa? WHO IS ELSA???

[icedemon-garraka]

IIIIIIIT'S KRIIIIIIIMAAAAAAS

Merry... Christmas. Am I supposed to be excited...?

[icedemon-garraka]

wet carboard box (❁´◡`❁)

Huh?

[icedemon-garraka]

Sorry, Garrie~ That was me sending you The Bee Movie script lol~

-Boogieman

@ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain

What even IS the bee movie? Also, Garrie????

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Bee Movie is a 2007 American animated romantic comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and Columbus 81 Productions, and distributed by Paramount Pictures.[a] Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner and written by Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin, it stars the voices of Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger. The film centers on Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld), an anthropomorphic honey bee who tries to sue the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his new florist friend Vanessa Bloome (Zellweger) that humans sell and consume honey.

Bee Movie premiered in New York City on October 25, 2007, and was released in theaters in the United States on November 2. It grossed $293.5 million worldwide on a budget of $150 million. It received mixed reviews from critics, who praised its humor and voice cast but criticized its plot and lack of originality. Nevertheless, it has since gained a cult following, partly driven by internet memes of the film shared on social media, which most often—

[icedemon-garraka]

WHAT is wrong with humanity??

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

[icedemon-garraka]

Well. Looks like I need to update myself on "popular culture" or whatever it's called.

[icedemon-garraka]

Sorry, Garrie~ That was me sending you The Bee Movie script lol~

-Boogieman

@ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain

What even IS the bee movie? Also, Garrie????

[ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain]

Boogie: Bee Movie is a 2007 American animated romantic comedy film produced by DreamWorks Animation and Columbus 81 Productions, and distributed by Paramount Pictures.[a] Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner and written by Jerry Seinfeld, Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin, it stars the voices of Seinfeld and Renée Zellweger. The film centers on Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld), an anthropomorphic honey bee who tries to sue the human race for exploiting bees after learning from his new florist friend Vanessa Bloome (Zellweger) that humans sell and consume honey.

Bee Movie premiered in New York City on October 25, 2007, and was released in theaters in the United States on November 2. It grossed $293.5 million worldwide on a budget of $150 million. It received mixed reviews from critics, who praised its humor and voice cast but criticized its plot and lack of originality. Nevertheless, it has since gained a cult following, partly driven by internet memes of the film shared on social media, which most often—

[icedemon-garraka]

WHAT is wrong with humanity??

[icedemon-garraka]

Sorry, Garrie~ That was me sending you The Bee Movie script lol~

-Boogieman

@ask-future-boogieman-and-samhain

What even IS the bee movie? Also, Garrie????

[icedemon-garraka]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex—

Mod speaking! I specifically asked for you guys to NOT send the bee movie script :)

[icedemon-garraka]

I just sent my brother the entire bee movie script in Morse code.

Are you proud?

What the hell is the bee movie...?

[icedemon-garraka]

the salsaaaaa

The what?

[icedemon-garraka]

can u dance?

Not well.

[icedemon-garraka]

🍍🖊️

What does this mean.

[icedemon-garraka]

How’s your new apartment???

It's really great. Spacious. And across the road from Vigo and his family, which is nice.

[icedemon-garraka]

...I just realized I havent seen you eat in a while.....

i can cook for you if you want...?

-G

Ea- I need to eat?

[ask-gozer]

it wouldn't hurt!!! technically gods don't NEED to, but it is nice and helps give energy.

have you just NOT been eating????

[icedemon-garraka]

Should I have been???

I mean, it’s not like it’s been affecting me much

[ask-gozer]

what. do you mean. by "MUCH".

[icedemon-garraka]

Sometimes I’ll just… pass out at home. Other times I’ll have water to stop being hungry. If that makes sense?

[ask-gozer]

...you have an eating disorder of some kind-

[icedemon-garraka]

A what.

[ask-gozer]

ahem~ from Wikipedia: "An eating disorder is a mental disorder defined by abnormal eating behaviors that adversely affect a person's physical or mental health."

AKA

EAT THINGS DUMBASS /aff

[icedemon-garraka]

…No? 😀

[ask-gozer]

okay- first off, I don't think you realize just how much I care about you. you ARE AND HAVE BEEN effectively adopted into my found family whether you want it or not.

secondly, that being said, IM MAKING YOU SOME FOOD AND HELPING DO MEAL PREP DAMNIT I'll be at your place in a few minutes :D

[icedemon-garraka]

I-… huh? What- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

[ask-gozer]

I DONT BUT ILL TRACK YOU DOWN wait you aren't homeless are you?-

[icedemon-garraka]

I don’t have any money, do you expect me to be able to afford a house? Besides, who would want me as a tenant after what I did? People forgot about you and Vigo but I’m still fresh in people’s minds.

[ask-gozer]

...you're telling. me you've been homeless. this whole time?!-

@vigo-thecarpathian THIS DUMBASS NEEDS HELP

[vigo-thecarpathian]

This dumbass needs a job. You- there’s an apartment across the hall from mine. We’ll pay the rent for a few months until you get a job okay?

[icedemon-garraka]

He- no! Don’t do that, I’m okay- @ask-gozer get him to stop.

[ask-gozer]

No way!!! @vigo-thecarpathian that sounds like a plan! <3 I’ll get him to move in even if I have to drag him there by the horns-

Garracka, let us help you!! Why are you so avoidant? Do you think we don’t care???

[icedemon-garraka]

Why would you?

[ask-gozer]

Because you’re a part of our found family and we love you???? Why WOULDNT WE?

[vigo-thecarpathian]

Exactly. We care, even if we show it funny.

[icedemon-garraka]

…

Fine. I’ll go to the apartment.

[icedemon-garraka]

...I just realized I havent seen you eat in a while.....

i can cook for you if you want...?

-G

Ea- I need to eat?

[ask-gozer]

it wouldn't hurt!!! technically gods don't NEED to, but it is nice and helps give energy.

have you just NOT been eating????

[icedemon-garraka]

Should I have been???

I mean, it’s not like it’s been affecting me much

[ask-gozer]

what. do you mean. by "MUCH".

[icedemon-garraka]

Sometimes I’ll just… pass out at home. Other times I’ll have water to stop being hungry. If that makes sense?

[ask-gozer]

...you have an eating disorder of some kind-

[icedemon-garraka]

A what.

[ask-gozer]

ahem~ from Wikipedia: "An eating disorder is a mental disorder defined by abnormal eating behaviors that adversely affect a person's physical or mental health."

AKA

EAT THINGS DUMBASS /aff

[icedemon-garraka]

…No? 😀

[ask-gozer]

okay- first off, I don't think you realize just how much I care about you. you ARE AND HAVE BEEN effectively adopted into my found family whether you want it or not.

secondly, that being said, IM MAKING YOU SOME FOOD AND HELPING DO MEAL PREP DAMNIT I'll be at your place in a few minutes :D

[icedemon-garraka]

I-… huh? What- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

[ask-gozer]

I DONT BUT ILL TRACK YOU DOWN wait you aren't homeless are you?-

[icedemon-garraka]

I don’t have any money, do you expect me to be able to afford a house? Besides, who would want me as a tenant after what I did? People forgot about you and Vigo but I’m still fresh in people’s minds.

[ask-gozer]

...you're telling. me you've been homeless. this whole time?!-

@vigo-thecarpathian THIS DUMBASS NEEDS HELP

[vigo-thecarpathian]

This dumbass needs a job. You- there’s an apartment across the hall from mine. We’ll pay the rent for a few months until you get a job okay?

[icedemon-garraka]

He- no! Don’t do that, I’m okay- @ask-gozer get him to stop.

[ask-gozer]

No way!!! @vigo-thecarpathian that sounds like a plan! <3 I’ll get him to move in even if I have to drag him there by the horns-

Garracka, let us help you!! Why are you so avoidant? Do you think we don’t care???

[icedemon-garraka]

Why would you?

[icedemon-garraka]

...I just realized I havent seen you eat in a while.....

i can cook for you if you want...?

-G

Ea- I need to eat?

[ask-gozer]

it wouldn't hurt!!! technically gods don't NEED to, but it is nice and helps give energy.

have you just NOT been eating????

[icedemon-garraka]

Should I have been???

I mean, it’s not like it’s been affecting me much

[ask-gozer]

what. do you mean. by "MUCH".

[icedemon-garraka]

Sometimes I’ll just… pass out at home. Other times I’ll have water to stop being hungry. If that makes sense?

[ask-gozer]

...you have an eating disorder of some kind-

[icedemon-garraka]

A what.

[ask-gozer]

ahem~ from Wikipedia: "An eating disorder is a mental disorder defined by abnormal eating behaviors that adversely affect a person's physical or mental health."

AKA

EAT THINGS DUMBASS /aff

[icedemon-garraka]

…No? 😀

[ask-gozer]

okay- first off, I don't think you realize just how much I care about you. you ARE AND HAVE BEEN effectively adopted into my found family whether you want it or not.

secondly, that being said, IM MAKING YOU SOME FOOD AND HELPING DO MEAL PREP DAMNIT I'll be at your place in a few minutes :D

[icedemon-garraka]

I-… huh? What- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

[ask-gozer]

I DONT BUT ILL TRACK YOU DOWN wait you aren't homeless are you?-

[icedemon-garraka]

I don’t have any money, do you expect me to be able to afford a house? Besides, who would want me as a tenant after what I did? People forgot about you and Vigo but I’m still fresh in people’s minds.

[ask-gozer]

...you're telling. me you've been homeless. this whole time?!-

@vigo-thecarpathian THIS DUMBASS NEEDS HELP

[vigo-thecarpathian]

This dumbass needs a job. You- there’s an apartment across the hall from mine. We’ll pay the rent for a few months until you get a job okay?

[icedemon-garraka]

He- no! Don’t do that, I’m okay- @ask-gozer get him to stop.

[icedemon-garraka]

...I just realized I havent seen you eat in a while.....

i can cook for you if you want...?

-G

Ea- I need to eat?

[ask-gozer]

it wouldn't hurt!!! technically gods don't NEED to, but it is nice and helps give energy.

have you just NOT been eating????

[icedemon-garraka]

Should I have been???

I mean, it’s not like it’s been affecting me much

[ask-gozer]

what. do you mean. by "MUCH".

[icedemon-garraka]

Sometimes I’ll just… pass out at home. Other times I’ll have water to stop being hungry. If that makes sense?

[ask-gozer]

...you have an eating disorder of some kind-

[icedemon-garraka]

A what.

[ask-gozer]

ahem~ from Wikipedia: "An eating disorder is a mental disorder defined by abnormal eating behaviors that adversely affect a person's physical or mental health."

AKA

EAT THINGS DUMBASS /aff

[icedemon-garraka]

…No? 😀

[ask-gozer]

okay- first off, I don't think you realize just how much I care about you. you ARE AND HAVE BEEN effectively adopted into my found family whether you want it or not.

secondly, that being said, IM MAKING YOU SOME FOOD AND HELPING DO MEAL PREP DAMNIT I'll be at your place in a few minutes :D

[icedemon-garraka]

I-… huh? What- HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

[ask-gozer]

I DONT BUT ILL TRACK YOU DOWN wait you aren't homeless are you?-

[icedemon-garraka]

I don’t have any money, do you expect me to be able to afford a house? Besides, who would want me as a tenant after what I did? People forgot about you and Vigo but I’m still fresh in people’s minds.