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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin
Andulka
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Product Placement
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@icepick-jackalope
Everytime I see someone with a DNI I want to examine them like a bug. How did you exist in this ecosystem, where people actively want to go back to porn being all over your dash and you were only able to filter tags with a specialised extension. How do you think using the wrong pride flag, being transphobic, and liking Homestuck are all offences worthy of being sent to the naughty corner. How have you grown up thinking this is how the world works.
🏳️⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️⚧️
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN
u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then
um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence
The World and Nine of Pentacles
Some days you want to dance naked in the open air with your friends, and some days you'd rather wear a comfortable slouchy robe in your own yard, so you're glad both options exist.
"Try our ai-powered-" and I've stopped reading. You've instantly lost me. I don't trust anything that labels itself ai-powered. I'd rather deal with something that's squirrel-powered. Like Norm. I trust Norm. He won't try to sell my data.
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain
anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.
Let me demonstrate my answer for you:
That's it. That's my answer. Endor.
Please just take a look at Han's face right after witnessing 3po float. The man just had his entire worldview blown to smithereens.
that's so funny. that means he accepted Vader deflecting a blaster bolt with his hand as just something freaky government cyborgs can do, and stuck by Luke for multiple years as he tried to figure this Force stuff out, and just treated it like your friend getting really really into neopaganism to cope with a loss.
like yeah kid good job with the witching. i'm certain it will be more useful against your enemies than your sharpshooting. no i do not think your witchcraft is supplementing your aim but i'm not gonna argue about it.
yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'
thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.
@softness-and-shattering I hate you I hate you I hate you
“When we were kids, the Phonics Wizard came to our town to show off how the letter E can change the sounds of vowels. He turned a can into a cane, a pin into a pine. This one kid had a cap and he changed it into a cape, that kind of thing.
“And we loved it, we were all having a great time, but then he saw my sister and I, and he just got this - this look in his eyes, and then-”
She hesitated, worrying the coarse material between her fingers. “Things got pretty bad after that,” she muttered. “I know it’s silly, but I try to keep - her - comfortable. We don’t know if she can still hear us, or see us, or if she’s even still in here, but I like to think she is. I talk to her when I can, I leave music on when I’m out of the house. I tried to convince my parents to bring her with us when we went to Disneyland, but they didn’t - didn’t really take that well.”
After a moment, she put the ball of twine back onto its pillow. “Anyways. They tried to arrest the Phonics Wizard, but he had a plan in case something went wrong and he turned it into a plane and flew away.”
pick a text that my sister has sent during her first two weeks of a corporate job while she's fresh out of college and still full of crushable hopes and dreams
I went on the department snack run the other day
I’m discovering the horrors of corporate beef and territorial departments
I wanna go home I wanna minecraft 😔
I’m not locked in. But I got 3 monitors so surely I’ll figure it out
People enjoyed my cookies
I just got here. I want it to be Friday
Bus. Big bus.
I am in the back rooms
I’ll go raid the snack closet
Big corporate world for a tiny me
I’m distracted
I got my Reese’s thins 😈
if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is
weight of the world.
wheres that post that's like, "showing my tim drake things he's never seen before" and it's high school graduation
