Maria Hill, Deputy Director of SHIELD

This is a fic writing account for Marvel's Maria Hill. If there is something you want Hill to see or respond to, toss it in the ask. RP journals are doeswhatsright.livejournal.com & standardprocedure.dreamwidth.org

[thevirtualharem]

Cobie Smulders

[icequeenmarine]

What is there not to say about this?! Let me count the ways:

1) The Eighties called. They want their sequins back.

2) Please tell me this isn’t like those “magic pillows”

3) Somewhere, a sequin factory just blew up.

4) This has got to be itchy af.

5) The shoes are okay though. I can live with those.

[icequeenmarine]

[icequeenmarine]

[icequeenmarine]

This sums up my entire feels for this ship.

[insp.]

[icequeenmarine]

More proof that the Jack Reacher sequel is the Maria Hill movie we all need.

(Plot bunny crossover: Jack Reacher is really Ethan Hunt, and the IMF team are all SHIELD agents under the command of Maria Hill.)

[littlesolo]

[icequeenmarine]

No one will ever convince me that Hill’s not wearing Steve’s jacket.

[ginger-and-horribly-depressed]

I’m sorry miss Hill but a homicidal AI hellbent of the extinction of the human race is loose in the Internet THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO CLIP YOUR TOENAILS

[icequeenmarine]

She's actually picking glass out of her foot.

[icequeenmarine]

“You want shared life experience? I’ll give you shared life experience.”

- Maria Hill (probably)

[icequeenmarine]

Really starting to think the Jack Reacher sequel is the Maria Hill movie we all deserve.

[sskhair-deactivated20241106]

GUYS WE’RE SO FUCKED

[magess]

This thing had better be 10 hours long with all those people in it.

[abadbowlofsoup]

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

[icequeenmarine]

Originally posted by thunderbirdthor

The lack of Hill disturbs me.

[celebritycaps-deactivated201608]

Cobie Smulders in the upcoming Jack Reacher sequel

[icequeenmarine]

I'm convinced the Jack Reacher sequel is the Maria Hill movie we all deserve.

[fuforthought]

Entertainment Tonight featurette (and semi-trailer) on “Jack Reacher 2: Electric Boogaloo”. I’ll admit; I’m a fan of Tom Cruise in action roles. I really enjoyed the first film and love his “Mission: Impossible” stuff.

This one looks like a nice chase film with Cruise kicking some arse along the way. Throw Cobie Smulders in the mix and this one looks like it’ll be worth a watch.

I’m also awaiting the porn parody, “Jack Reacher Round”.

[icequeenmarine]

that one time Hill teamed up with Ethan Hunt

[icequeenmarine]

Marine Corps Recruit Training Is Like PT for Your Brain Muscle

We pulled up in a school bus to the Parris Island Marine Corps Recruit Depot at six in the morning. The sun was still rising, and shards of orange sliced through the navy sky. Fog threaded through the dark green grass. A man in full camouflage charged onto the bus, screaming for us to get off and line up in rows.

This is relevant for how I write Hill.

[carriefrances-deactivated201912]

Maria Hill + Text Posts

[icequeenmarine]

Tagged by @winterxhill

Answers apply to @celticdreamz too.

Rules: Tag 20 followers you want to know better

Name: Liz

Nicknames: Lizzie, Lizard

Gender: Female

Sign: Taurus

Height: 5′8″

Age: Embarrassingly close to 40

Sexual orientation: Straight

Hogwarts house: Gryffendor

Favorite color: Blue

Time right now: 7:00pm

Average hours of sleep: 6-7 on weeknights, longer on weekends

Lucky number: 3 

Last Google search:  “USCM sniper rifle,” “Iron Man Afghanistan locations,” and “Mountain Warfare Training Center.”

Favorite fictional character: Maria Hill

Blankets I sleep with: regular white cotton blanket that belonged to my grandmother

Favorite bands/artists: OneRepublic, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Imagine Dragons, AC/DC

Dream Trip: UK (England, Ireland, Scotland)

When did you make this blog: celticdreamz: August, 2010; icequeenmarine: November, 2012

Follower count: celticdeamz: 136; icequeenmarine: 127

When did your blog reach its peak: No idea. 

When did I get tumblr: 2010 around the time everyone was making a mass exodus from LJ

Why did I chose my url: celticdreamz b/c that’s what I use for LJ & Twitter. Hill started as doeswhatsright to match her RP journals. That changed to standard_procedure. The underscore made it harder to track RP stuff, so I changed it to icequeenmarine.

[icequeenmarine]

Soooo.... I may have flipped from writing Captain Hill to focusing more on BuckHill/WinterHill. Has that ship even been christened yet?

[theartofimagining13]

Imagine: Steve getting extremely turned on and not being able to keep his hands off you when he sees you wearing lingerie.

[icequeenmarine]