I R O N B O R N

That young man had a way of looking as though he knew some secret jest that only he was privy to. { indie Theon Greyjoy rp, read guidelines before interaction } Written by Laura

[lookatthelights]

"You saved me," Jeyne had whispered, as he was carrying her through the snow. She was pale with pain, but she had brushed one hand across his cheek and smiled.

[ichosewrong]

[text]:Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters

   [ text: sansa ]: except it IS your fault   [ text: sansa ]: because YOU were the one grabbing at it while you rode me like you were at a goddamn rodeo   [ text: sansa ]: so, yknow, you owe me

[ichosewrong]

[text]:A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters

   [ text: hot girl ]: well, you asked a few of the boys at the bar to marry you   [ text: hot girl ]: i was one of them   [ text: hot girl ]: and you didn't even tell me your name

[gameofthronesdaily]

"What is dead may never die!!!"

[ichosewrong]

Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

[youngtully-deactivated20141113]

She flushed pink in the cheeks at the compliment, pulling her furs closer to her torso. “Well, Grandmother said I should see Westeros before it is too late, and I’ve heard that the North was beautiful since I was a little girl.” 

"Did you know that Winterfell is one of the only places to use Greenhouses?"

[ichosewrong]

   He sighed, trying to hold back sudden aggravation at her mention of how beautiful the North was. It was cold and ugly.

   ❝You should see the Iron Islands before you head back to Highgarden.❞ Theon's home wasn't necessarily beautiful, but it had its own magnificence. The salt and rock and ocean waves were beautiful, in a queer sense.

[gentlestagarchive-deactivated20]

"Thank you…" Lana bowed her head again, "Theon…thank you" she had gently took his cold hand in her warm one and shivered, "…May I see them?" she asked, "Please they must be so scared" she used her free hand to dry the tears that threatened to fall.

”..Robb..Robb will give you anything for Winterfell and his brothers..” she told him, “I swear it”

[ichosewrong]

   ❝Later.❞ Theon had other plans for her now. He scoffed at her suggestion, and at the thought of Robb begging him for Winterfell. It was nice to take Robb's home from him, it felt like an odd sort of justice. ❝I don't care what he wants to give me, Winterfell is mine. I took it, and I'm its Prince. It's mine.❞

   He took a few steps closer to her and pinched her chin between his forefinger and thumb, pulling her face close to his own. ❝And so are you.❞

[crooked-antler-man]

Do not, I mean it, Do not imagine your OTP in the kitchen cooking breakfast together, one standing at the stove as the other is hugging them from behind, resting their heads on the back of their neck and stealing sleepy kisses. I promise this will cause fluffy-cuteness overload and it’s not good for your health.

[prinsessly-deactivated20141011]

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[prinsessly-deactivated20141011]

             ❝ pardon me, but might you have seen                 my little brother — prince tommen ? ❞

[ichosewrong]

❝He was out in the yard playing with Bran Stark last I saw him, princess.❞

[ichosewrong]

"What did you just call me?"

Send me "What did you just call me?" and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

   ❝Lover girl.❞

[abrokenlittlebird]

❝ - How do you find repeating that fun?❞

[ichosewrong]

   ❝Well, it's a jest. Jests are typically meant to be fun.❞

[ichosewrong]

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[gentlestagarchive-deactivated20]

"Yes, my boys!" she told him, "While Lady Catelyn is away I’ve looked after them" she forced back her tears as she met his gaze, "Please…they are only boys.." she begged for them and prayed they were still alive.

 ”M-My husband…can be foolish” she told him, “And I am sorry…but do not punish them for what he has done..” 

[ichosewrong]

   ❝I'm not going to hurt them, so long as they do as they're told.❞ Theon had no wish to hurt Bran and Rickon; he had once thought of them as brothers, after all. Though that fantasy had been stripped away upon reuniting with his father.

   ❝Aye, your husband can be foolish.❞ Had he kept me by his side and left the Greyjoys out of this, I would not be here.

[gentlestagarchive-deactivated20]

"Where are they?" she asked, "My boys" she sniffled, "Rickon and Bran where are they? please I’ll do anything…please don’t hurt them!" she refused to bow to him but she did lower her head as she spoke.

"Why are you doing this?"

[ichosewrong]

   Theon scoffed and exchanged a look with Dagmer. ❝Your boys?❞ Had the woman truly grown so attached to the little lords that she felt as though she were there stand-in mother? Theon felt a sharp pain go through him as he wished Catelyn Stark had shown him such devotion.

   ❝I'm a Greyjoy. Robb made the mistake of sending me back to Pyke, reminding me of my real family.❞

[stannisbarathcon]

game of thrones challenge: [1/9] characters - theon greyjoy I was Theon of House Greyjoy. I was a ward of Eddard Stark, a friend and brother to his children. “Please.” He fell to his knees. “A sword, that’s all I ask. Let me die as Theon, not as Reek.”  Tears trickled down his cheeks, impossibly warm. “I was ironborn. A son … a son of Pyke, of the islands.”

[ichosewrong]

gentlexstag

   Theon smirked as his men brought the little Baratheon beauty before him. She was supposed to be Robb's wife, but that was before Theon had taken Robb's home. Now the pretty bitch is mine.

   ❝No harm will come to you, my lady, so long as you don't do anything stupid.❞

[ichosewrong]

"What did you just call me?"

Send me "What did you just call me?" and I will generate a number from 1-40 for what my muse will have called yours.

   ❝Lover girl.❞

[abrokenlittlebird]

  ❝Theon - that name stopped being funny when you used it when the betrothal was first announced.❞

[ichosewrong]

   ❝Come now, it's just a bit of fun, m'lady.❞

[youngtully-deactivated20141113]

  Rosie hid a smile behind her hand, glancing up at him. 

"I am Rosalina, of House Tyrell. Forgive me, I’ve not been out of Highgarden long, and I’m absolutely terrible with faces. Might I ask your name?" 

[ichosewrong]

   ❝Theon, of House Greyjoy. It's a pleasure to meet you, my lady.❞ He bowed. ❝What's a pretty southerner like you doing so far north?❞