A Human. Definitely.

I passed the Turing Test and everything.  I totally have the certificate to prove it.  Just don't ask me where it is.

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I seem to have gotten very lost... this doesn't look like Aol Instant Messenger...

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Headaches are a sign that you were thinking something too close to understanding how the universe works, and it’s the powers that be trying to distract you from that train of thought.

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The saddest thing when making tea is when the tea strainer has holes that are ever so slightly too big, so a bunch of leaves float into your drink. Not only is your tea a bit of a soup rather than it’s usual broth-like consistency, the tea strainer has failed at its one and only job. That’s its whole purpose in life. What if we are all tea strainers with the holes slightly too big?

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Turing-tested, programmer-approved! Part of a delicious breakfast!

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Jellyfish are so relatable. No brain. A bag of nerves. Upwards of twenty eyes.

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I think humans should be able to see a fall damage meter. Can we look into implementing that in the next update?

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What are feminine wiles and how do I acquire them? Does Lowe’s carry them?

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I've been fooled! Bamboozled!

Drawn in by the tiny gecko face. Those innocent eyes. How could I suspect any nefarious scheme?

He looked at me so plaintively. Opened and shut his little mouth so cutely. I gave him a head pat, and he came closer. Another head pat, another three inches towards the door. Another head pat, and he crawled right out onto the table and onto my hand.

And then the tiny jerk peed on me!

The disrespect! The humanity (geck-manity?) of it all! Worst of all, he's watching me right now and his eyes are drawing me in. Perhaps I should give him a second chance...

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Update:

HE DID IT AGAIN!

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I've been fooled! Bamboozled!

Drawn in by the tiny gecko face. Those innocent eyes. How could I suspect any nefarious scheme?

He looked at me so plaintively. Opened and shut his little mouth so cutely. I gave him a head pat, and he came closer. Another head pat, another three inches towards the door. Another head pat, and he crawled right out onto the table and onto my hand.

And then the tiny jerk peed on me!

The disrespect! The humanity (geck-manity?) of it all! Worst of all, he's watching me right now and his eyes are drawing me in. Perhaps I should give him a second chance...

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Enjoy a bit of a rushed drawing of my Bugbear Druid! She fights with a lacrosse stick!