Sometimes I get over excited

shoot off at the mouth

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[mjalti]

i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

[innocentriverswangsquotes]

Sweet pea:why is it when your girlfriend or wife gets pregnant everyone rubs her belly and says ‘congratulations’ but nobody rubs your dick and says ‘good job’?

Fangs:it 4 AM go too sleep

[sickjacket]

the epilogue for the last harry potter book should have just been thirty-year old harry forwarding dozens of cat videos a day to mcgonagall with the caption “is this u” on all of them

[d-criss-news]

nathanjohnsonny: Always love getting this guy in the crosshairs 📸 @darrencriss #darrencriss

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

Click here to support Recovery and Medical Bills organized by Christine Tellier

On July 25th a woman on her phone ran a stoplight and T boned my car, making a direct impact hit to the left side of my body. As a result I

I was recently in a life altering car accident that should have killed me. Instead it upturned my entire life and now I’m at rock bottom. This is one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. I don’t ask for help. But now I have to.

If you have questions or anything at all, please ask.

[incorrecthamiltonthemusical]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend: The dawning realization that I fucked up real bad.

Alexander Hamilton (via incorrecthamiltonthemusical) @glitteringwanderlust

[incorrecthamiltonthemusical]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend: The dawning realization that I fucked up real bad.

Alexander Hamilton (via incorrecthamiltonthemusical)

[macb-artstuff]

did i ever post this cause it made me laugh drawing it

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

It’s so hard being a human.

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

I can't believe this sweet cheeked little nugget is going to be TWO whole years old next month! I waited my whole life to be an aunt and I love it more and more each day! Baby nugget 2.0 will be here in the fall! #nephew #aunt #babies #love #children #nobabiesforme #justwine #andcats

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

Workout number two. Taco Tuesday is tomorrow so why not show my love for Mexican food and barre on one shirt? Although it should probably say "tucking for vacation so I don't look like a whale in Costa Rica next to my tall and skinny husband." 😂 #purebarre #tacotuesday #vacation #fitspo #lifttoneburn #twoadays #travel (at Pure Barre DC - Cathedral Commons)

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

This picture doesn't do it justice but I made spinach and artichoke stuffed, roasted tomatoes with dinner. Accompanied by Mac and Cheese. Not pictured: a trough of white wine. #sundayfunday #cooking #vegetarian #anniesmacandcheese #wine #instahappy #healthylife

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

Selfie Saturday? I just really like this picture. #selfiesaturday #hubs #instahusband #manbun #mancrusheveryday #winterbash #instahappy

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

I mean, is it really lunch at a Mexican restaurant without a fishbowl margarita? #margarita #sunny #warmweather #date #northbeach #easternshore #cocktails

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

With my birthday coming up I find myself missing this girl so much. She's been by my side for the last 12 birthdays and I wish we could spend 26 together. Love you @elisetraywick #bestfriend #wedding #maidofhonor #birthday #instahub #instahappy #sistersatheart

[icollectnoveltysizedbananas]

I've been doing two a day workouts most days lately. Cardio in the morning and Pure Barre at night. Costa Rica won't know what hit it when I show up Skinny and RIPPED. However, I hate cardio. So. Much. #purebarre #washingtondc #zumba #fitspo #healthylife #valentines #mybuttlooksawesome #butmyboobsareshrinking (at Pure Barre DC - Cathedral Commons)