billionaire playboy misanthropist

fuck you, pay me

[icumfromwealth]

Jarvis, send feces to Elon Musk via priority mail

[cookietastic]

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored

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i would levy a lawsuit against them that would leave their family in ruins

[icumfromwealth]

WHY YOUR KID SUCKS

1. $0 annual income

2. CEO of nothing

3. Googoo gaga mentality

4. Zero networking skills

5. Under 6 foot tall

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[kermitlesbian]

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

[cyberphuck]

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[icumfromwealth]

Why settle for less? Give your money directly to me

[icumfromwealth]

Tony Stark is my voiceclaim so you should be reading all of my posts in a detached and sarcastic tone that makes you want to kill yourself

[icumfromwealth]

[icumfromwealth]

I will use my human trafficking money to purchase an exotic predator and then let it live in my house

[icumfromwealth]

Just bought a baby on a whim, straight cash

I lost the adoption papers so if anyone wants a free range baby send me a DM

[icumfromwealth]

The child has been sold to the highest bidder

[icumfromwealth]

Just bought a baby on a whim, straight cash

I lost the adoption papers so if anyone wants a free range baby send me a DM

[icumfromwealth]

The time it takes for me to hand a homeless person a dollar is worth more than all the money he'll ever make in his life, if anything, his time would be better spent working for me instead of wasting it being homeless

[icumfromwealth]

Of course I'll never give him a job, he needs at least a decade of experience for an entry level position in any of my 177,482 companies and enterprises

[icumfromwealth]

The time it takes for me to hand a homeless person a dollar is worth more than all the money he'll ever make in his life, if anything, his time would be better spent working for me instead of wasting it being homeless

[icumfromwealth]

I'm so rich, my money has money. That money also works for me, and I exploit it for profit

[icumfromwealth]

[icumfromwealth]

I have so much money your mind can't even comprehend it. Only billionaires can see this image correctly

[icumfromwealth]

I lost a bet and had to buy Tesla stock, the losses have been catastrophic

We might not be able to afford a third superyacht for my turtle's birthday bash and I've been crying my eyes out for weeks