The Icy-est of Men

Robert Lewis Drake, call me Bobby. I make things cold and I do a mean spread sheet.

[amazingspiderguy-deactivated201]

How do you expect me to turn down some pie?

[icywonder]

If you did I would be offended sir. Have at it.

[icywonder]

I made pie, who needs some? I bet you do. Who doesn't need pie? No one that's who. Eat the pie. 

[davenford-wolf]

“Harry osborn I’d rather not be interesting. I stay out of the papers that way.” He laughed.

[icywonder]

"I'm always in the papers anyway." Bobby chuckled. "'Freak with ice powers continues to hide in snow banks and scare children.'" he grinned. 

[marvelousmsdanvers]

There’s nothing wrong with being a dork. Dorks have more fun anyway.

 So you’re an iceguy… iceman? Mr Freeze? Frozone? I have an assortment of powers. Little bit of everything I guess. Strength, speed, flight, ability to create energy and absorb it. Fun fun fun. 

[icywonder]

Tell that to the guys who beat me up in high school.

Iceman is the codename I went with because I'm so original and creative. And that's neat as hell. All I can do is make things really cold and scare people by hiding inside snowmen in winter. And bake. And do taxes. 

[davenford-wolf]

"Sure or try harder finding more interesting people"

[icywonder]

I think you just called yourself not interesting here, friend. Bobby Drake. Nice to meet you.

[marvelousmsdanvers]

Nerd-ily speaking I’m more of an fire-type. Pokemon references, really? Wait so does that mean you have powers too? Or are you just a dork?

[icywonder]

I both have powers and I am a dork. A big one. I make puns about my ice powers, come on; that's pretty damn dorky.

[marvelousmsdanvers]

I thought that was pretty much impossible for you math types. You can do my taxes if you like?

[icywonder]

Nerd-ily speaking I'm an ice type but yes, us math dorks do get bored. And oh goody more numbers. 

[davenford-wolf]

"then you need to try harder"

[icywonder]

Try harder to... Make people less boring?

[icywonder]

I have never been this bored in my entire life. And I'm an accounting major.

[icywonder]

Did you know you can be arrested for being too cool?

No really guys. I got arrested because I'm too cold. That's where I've been. jail. For a mutation. Ain't that just a kick in the pants?!