john: wont you come in and sign in please!!!!
whistles from the audience
guest signing their name: jane smith
john: Janet smythe? Is that correct? Is it miss or mrs
whistles from the audience
[job: puts the worms together at a worm factory]
john: let’s start with bennett cerf
bennett: i thought you wanted to finish with me John
john: no I said I want to finish in you
bennett: he’s such a menace. sorry miss smith. do you deal in services?
john, talking over guest: THATS ONE DOWN NINE TO GO BENNETT. miss francis?
arlene: you’re so gorgeous. I had hoped you deal in services….. well you are simply so hot and sexy I would be stunned if your product didn’t have something to do with beauty. Do you make lipstick? Yo ucould get your lipstick all over me. If you want
john, talking over guest: NO. 2 DOWN 8 TO GO. martin gabel
martin: my wife really likes you miss smith. maybe you two should go out some time. is your product mechanical in some way?
john, talking over guest: NO. 3 DOWN 7 TO GO. Ms kilgallen
dorothy: am I correct in assuming your product is animal rather than vegetable or mineral?
dorothy: where will you be on November 22 1963?
john: SMALL CONFERENCE PLEASE
arlene: I think we all wanna have a conference with her
john: will you repeat the question please, dorothy
dorothy: I said, is this an animal I would likely keep in my house?
audience laughs hysterically
john, talking over guest: SMALL CONFERENCE PLEASE
john: well one could, hypothetically keep and/or store this animal (your word dorothy) in one’s place of residence if one had such specific use for it. however I would caution you from going in the direction you’re going as you refer to animal, and tell you that one is not necessarily likely to find this in a domestic environment, so to speak.
dorothy: just tell me no John.
bennett: stop edging us john
arlene: speaking of edging….. miss smith
john: THATS FOUR DOWN SIX TO GO!!!!
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