oh no!

escape into the sky in my own private jet -— that's what i dream of in my head maya jacobs, sixteen years old.

[billiejoeholt-deactivated201411]

Oh Maya, I always forget how young you are. It’s a US remake of a UK show and it’s about a poor family bur they’re a big family. They get in a lot of shit but they’re always there for each other. It’s a letter better than I’m making it out to be. Oh and the dad’s an alcoholic.

[idcmaya]

I'm not that young, shut up, Billie! Never heard of it, and I don't want to watch it, because it sounds kinda shit, sorry. But hey, that sounds a little bit like your family!

[billiejoeholt-deactivated201411]

If anyone thinks spending the entire day watching Shameless is a waste of time, they’ve clearly never seen Shameless.

[idcmaya]

What's Shameless? I'd much rather watch like, Disney or something. 

[jfczo]

I’m so hungry, and my head kills.

[idcmaya]

I have some candy, if you wanna share. 

[billiejoeholt-deactivated201411]

Weirdly enough, I can’t remember anything from last night…

[idcmaya]

Did you get like waaaay too drunk or something?

[azeliawoods-blog]

Half the town is hungover from that wedding while I’m cheery as my cheerios

[idcmaya]

Well, neither am I. And cheerios are like the best. 

[valsantosxrd]

I love how the old lady next door just assumed I haven’t been home because I was in jail. I’ve actually been at school, thank you very much. You can shut up now. That one night doesn’t count.

[idcmaya]

She clearly doesn't like you very much then.

[cherryavatars-deactivated201503]

[jj-thefoodmonster-blog]

Not at all.

[idcmaya]

No, very much. 

[charlotte-holt]

Thinking of chocolate takes me to my happy place.

[idcmaya]

That's good, just think of chocolate and forget about the universe. I sound like a therapist or something now. 

[ameliahendrix-blog]

I don’t have a proper response to that besides the fact that he did, a lot, last night..

[idcmaya]

That is disgusting. I do not want to know. 

[ameliahendrix-blog]

Probably not, but let’s entertain the idea anyways.

[idcmaya]

That's like my brother saying he'd never have sex again. 

[lucas-mayer-deactivated20141114]

I beg to differ, but that’s your opinion anyway. I’m relatively sure you’re the odd one and that is fact which never changes. Ever. What makes you think I would? I’m a busy person.

[idcmaya]

I will still believe that I am definitely right, I think I'm only slightly weird. Well, that's not very nice then. Because we're friends, aren't we? Really? You sure about that?

[ameliahendrix-blog]

I am never, ever, ever, drinking again.

[idcmaya]

Really?

[charlotte-holt]

I’ll think of chocolate instead.

[idcmaya]

But if I think of chocolate I just get way too hungry. 

[lucas-mayer-deactivated20141114]

What, how am I so weird? You were the one talking about the universe and utterly confusing everyone. Good thing I have nothing to do today.

[idcmaya]

Well, not necessarily today, but on quite a lot of days you are very weird, even weirder than me. I was just thinking, it's not a big deal. You would have got me ice cream anyway though, right?

[jj-thefoodmonster-blog]

I refuse to move an inch today.

[idcmaya]

That's kinda lazy.

[charlotte-holt]

That makes two of us. You’ve made me think of it and now I feel my brain frying.

[idcmaya]

At least it's not just me then, everyone else would probably think I am weird. Oh, sorry, think of something nice, like puppies, instead.