PhotoChad my beloved

I will identify balatro builds directly in posts or just by vibes.

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Hola howdy and guten tag, I have played balatro way too much and will now be hyperfixating on it.

You can ping me in balatro themed posts, ask me to associate a balatro joker/ build with something or to judge ur balatro builds.

Main-ish is @bingle-official

[oddbalatrohands]

Ante 1 round 2 :) eternal showman gambit is paying off already (not really lmao)

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Eternal showman

[chasm-side]

My therapist, who specializes in adults with ADHD, recently told me that all of her clients need a three day crash period after a big life change. Finish the semester? Crash. Change jobs? Crash. Go on a really cool, really relaxing vacation? Crash the moment you get home.

It's true of literally all of her clients. She works with a lot of them to put systems in place so that their crashes are only three days. This includes the high-powered execs who travel regularly for work. It does not matter how successful or high functioning they are - they have ADHD, and crashing is just part of the process of living with it.

I'm sharing this with all you ADHD friends out there, just in case you (like me) start shaming yourself if your crash lasts more than one day. It turns out three days is kind of the best case scenario. Be kind to yourselves!

[This post has been edited to change "crashout" to "crash". It was causing confusion and/or offense, especially to people who thought I was referring to "crashout" as the term exists in AAVE (also being appropriated into gen z speak right now). I'm sorry about that. Please reblog this version of the post in the future!]

[dogpuppy]

[toothwormfactory]

cute little jevil while i study deer skulls for my next big art

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Sock and buskin, scary face, DNA

[fungalcultist]

devious no discard build i just won purple stake ghost deck with

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Eternal smiley face, eternal green joker, eternal supernova, polychrome burglar, polychrome burglar, negative steel joker

[cyanswix]

rate my balatro build

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Joker, joker, joker, joker, circus

[hellotherediesel]

recently got recommended a video issuing a challenge to turn the entire deck into the same suit without removing any cards, thought "man i wonder how fast i could do this with perkeo" and then found out the answer is around 7 minutes 20 seconds

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Perkeo, chaos the clown, to the moon, swashbuckler

[tomodachi4l]

had some difficulty making this gif but the deed is done, goodbye pluebert

also thanks guys for using the battat one 6 times i get scared whenever i see it used

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Brainstorm, lucky cat

Hanging chad, oops all 6's

[fungalcultist]

yeah we playing high card, keep scrolling

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Holographic ride the bus, negative fortune teller, blueprint, polulychrome burned joker, polychrome burned joker, drivers licence

[devilcat3d]

*about to give you a handjob* okay babe ^_^ I can either do this with my right hand (red and black painted nails, very feminine, soft and dexterous) or my left hand (see through all the way up the forearm, the bones visible inside, bright red and glowy, oddly cold to the touch, has odd powers that im clearly skilled with) teehee >w< entirely up to you!

[zudz]

Blue Deck

Finally beat Gold Stake on Blue Deck.

Honestly, there were at least two runs that I should have beat it on earlier this week, but I just... wasn't paying attention to the boss blinds and screwed myself. I can't win every run, but I should be winning more than I am. I'm just sloppy.

Yellow Deck is next, but I'm only on Purple Stake. Time to catch up!

Final score was 4.3 million. I was a little worried about relying on Heart Stone, but it super worked out. I picked up Blueprint in like... Ante 3, and Brainstorm in Ante 7. The Rebate ... I think was literally the first shop. Worked a treat. Being able to copy my Rebate hits did a lot to make this run easier.

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Foil blueprint, bloodstone, eternal hologram, eternal mail in rebate, eternal rental brainstorm

[fungalcultist]

the best run i've ever had in balatro, best hand scored 3.900e14 points

i'd have kept going if the plant didn't kill me

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Foil mime, holographic baron, brainstorm, holographic smiley face, negative photograph, polychrome hanging chad, negative troubadour

[dajo42]

it has taken me unironically weeks of trying to win gold stake red deck. i kept either losing immediately or getting to ante 8 and then not having enough scoring potential to clear it.

i finally got through it with a level 11 two pair and these jokers. it was incredibly scuffed. this is an incredibly silly setup. just exclusively playing two pair or skipping the blind. dont need anything else. my man chicot is here being weirdly useful

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Rental square joker, holographic hanging chad, spare pair, throwback, chicot

[osi-inn]

Apparently this is good

[according to my coworker]

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Foil wrathful joker, arrowhead, yorick, triboulet, chicot

[osi-inn]

My second ever win run final standings and deck

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Foil wrathful joker, arrowhead, triboulette, perkeo, canio?

[fungalcultist]

i've been hitting that wheel of fortune A LOT

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Holographic castle, polychrome brainstorm, polychrome cartomancer, polychrome Cavendish, holographic baseball card