Wine-o

I love animals and turtles amuse me.

Why do they amuse you?

Uhm have you ever put food in front of a turtle and watch them eat?

#chat

I’m going to turtlenap him, kinda of like kidnap but with turtles.

What? Why? It’s my turtle son and you’re going to turtlenap him, that’s not very nice.

I love animals and turtles amuse me.

#chat

Well nice to meet you Joel. I look like a tomato when I blush, I bet you look cute when you do.

I don’t think you do, I think you look beautiful.

#she's dying #wtf is going on #chat

I may be fangirling a little. You're so cute ugh.

You’re making me blush. Have we met before? If not in Henely.

I think we spoke breifly but hi, I’m Joel. Girls get to be cute when they blush and then I look like a tomato when I do,I think that’s not fair.

#forever loving Joel #chat

Well nice to meet you Joel. I look like a tomato when I blush, I bet you look cute when you do.

It’s a good thing you can’t whistle. I was going to be really cocky and say i know i am but you’re just too cute so i won’t

I’m not at all cute. When you look like that though, I’m pretty sure it’s honestly not being cocky.

#send me a message and let's plot!#ooc #I'll be mobile for a while

You're making me blush. Have we met before? If not in Henely.

#sorry mobile

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Yeah I kept him, he’s in my room. I’m his new dad so we’re kinda close.

I’m going to turtlenap him, kinda of like kidnap but with turtles.

#chat

brooksmusings

“…how can the only thing that’s killing me make me feel so alive.”

You play and sing?

#jasper #chat

I was at the beach today and I swear there was this little turtle following me around. I think he though we were like best friends or something––too bad I don’t speak the turtle language.

Did you keep him? He was probably lonely.

3al-ha2-blog

That is when you turn around and do the same but say “come here boy” as if they were a dog

I seriously should’ve. Just so he would look like and idiot in front of his friends.

#chat #allison

Uhh, I can’t whistle so I promise it wasn’t me. But like, if I was a sleazy guy I’d probably whistle at you too. You’re pretty close to perfect

#i love him #omg #can i have him #chat

It’s a good thing you can’t whistle. I was going to be really cocky and say i know i am but you’re just too cute so i won’t

#ooc #out of chill

mixedhq

I hate when guys do that. They just act like they’re entitled and you have to go over to them because they’re men.

#this happened when i was at the amusement park #mm: starter

Right? or when they “accidentally” hit their beach ball your way, like hun you’re going to have to try better.

#chat #winnie

Text; open

Cay: went to hit on a girl today

Cay: ended up spilling my soda on her

Cay: but she gave me her number

Henely: No lie

Henely: thought this would end differently.

#hey bby #text #cayden

Guys were whistling at me when i was at the beach today. Uhm sorry but i’m not a dog just come talk to me.

httpkas-blog

“Watched a guy totally face plant trying to play beach volleyball today. It’s probably bad karma but I laughed for like a solid five minutes.”