Finally an intro post, it's mainly done for me to find my own posts but u guys can find interesting tidbits about kcd/hansry from here. Hi!! I'm Vallarta, going by Val. I play this game like a maniac, trying to find unique/still not seen dialogues and hundreds of changes done to both games. Enjoy the games to the fullest as I did!
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Kcd 1 full hansry guide
Hansry relationship progress in Henry's eye (kcd 1 version)
Animation changes depending on naked/dressed Henry during the bathhouse quest
Hansry panic responses
First released cutscenes/dialogues that's been cut now from kcd 1
Hans courting Henry
Failcapon Henry Part: 1, 2, 3
Game Timeline
Betting on Han in the wedding
Hans changing route to meet Henry in kcd1
Arse n balls/Vuytek parallel
Hansry mods
Not mine but hans masterstriking
Lin's drip posts cus these slays
long yapping about henry's reaction during hansry scene
Capon this capon that, henry looking for hans divorce era edition
Martin hc
Henry and hans' social relationship
Aesthetic shots
Jealous Henry
Henry as the future narrator theory
Maleshov traumatic Hans all options and what it means for hansry
Night Raid Hans saving Henry version: Part 1, Part 2
More Hans lines in the prologue
some humble arts tagged #lazy art
The pray quest information
Not mine but hansry stage direction
Cut unused Hansry line again not mine
Hansry perks edition kcd 2 version
Clingy Henry compilation
Vavra's thoughts on hansry a bit
Hansry angst all options: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
Hansry first meeting deep dive
My edits: 1
Like old times additional hansry
Hans duck saga: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
WH canon from the first game
Thee hansry scene nsfw version
Tagging hansry too since most of these r hansry releated
"Teach me, eh?" Hans climbed over him, leveraging his weight to press Henry's body further into the ground and planting his lips against Henry's brow as he spoke. He traveled lower, a loving assault that ended just below his chin.
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The fact you can beat Hans at archery with Marksmanship level 4 is very easily explained if you remember he chose to go to combat practice with Bernard that day of his own volition knowing he’d run into Henry. Like. There are many very plausible reasons why he wasn’t shooting well that day. They aren’t heterosexual reasons, but they’re reasons.
Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.
he promised not to run next time and kept the promise lets all die right now “the last time i ran i away i lost everything” and this time he didntokalrightbye
I can hardly wait for a third KCD game in which we’ll encounter plenty of new characters, and every time he can, Hans will worm himself between Henry and them to introduce himself and HIS escorte, Henry of Skalitz, like a clingy boyfriend. Yes, Sir, I’m sure you’ve heard prouesses of MY page recently, notably in Suchdol. Oh my Lady, no need to ask MY retainer, I’ll be glad to escort you outside myself. There, we’re outside. Now good night. Back to the feast. Wait, is someone talking to- Henry, MY brave squire ! There you are ! Care to introduce me to your new FRIEND here ? Hah, don’t mind him, Sir, Henry may lack the title but he has the frame of mind of a knight, as well as a golden tongue. So of course MY bodyguard would propose to run an errand for you, haha. Which reminds me, Henry here was just about to fetch some Sylvan Red from my room. Right now. And I have to use the garderobe. The one next to my chambers. Good night.
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