I do a lot of stupids, lets be honest.

^^^

[emzo-art]

THIS IS TO ACCURATE

[lazy-dae-witch-deactivated20210]

[faun-deactivated20190522]

You were my new dream. And you were mine.

[ididastupid]

My favorite Disney movie EVER

[spindle-berry-deactivated202303]

[ididastupid]

I absolutely love being dramatic

[ididastupid]

i have to pee

[vivaciousarcanist]

regardless on whether tumblr follows through with the nsfw ban or not there is a 100% chance that “female presenting nipples” will become a cards against humanity white card

[fruitpunchg-deactivated20150226]

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

[edqe]

We shouldve stayed single cell organisms

[noonesjob]

writing a feminist criticism on the Jasmine in Aladdin makes me realize how fucked up my childhood movies were. it’s like they tried  to make her appear strong-willed and empowered… but not really. It’s like a 2% fuck you to the patriarchy with the end result being something that could have happened all along but nooooo because tradition and law and fuck it

[driflloon]

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[captainharlock]

feeding your baby boy (a commission)

[lena-zorel]

I can’t believe Jameela ended the kardashians

[tabbran]

in case you guys don’t know, flat tummy or dieter’s tea, works through giving you the world’s most savage case of diarrhea which dehydrates you and you “lose” weight. all of these girls who are advertising the tea results got there through basically shitting themselves

[iwilleatyourenglish]

honestly, i highly doubt they even use the tea. they’re, like jameela said, using dietitians, personal trainers, and plastic surgery and just pretending the tea did it so they can make money.

laxative teas are extremely dangerous when used regularly for weight loss. they can literally kill you. the people advertising this shit to impressionable people–often kids–are human garbage.

[noonesjob]

one time my dad was on diet pills (they worked similarly to how these teas do) and we went on a cruise, okay. And so he wore a white suit one night to dinner and took his pills. When we were walking out, he got this extremely panicked look of utter horror on his face and ran down the hall towards the bathrooms. My mom yelled at him and he said he would meet us later as he grabbed at his ass while trying to run and clench his buttcheeks to hold in the storm. 

Anyways, don’t take shit like this. Otherwise you might end up like my dad and shit yourself in public.

[noonesjob]

when “Dominick the Donkey” plays my brother only sings hee-haw, hee-haw and its the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you die from a peanut allergy, your life began and ended from a nut.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry there is no art more classical than a roman marble statue wearing cheap ass earbuds

[gigglepuffpixie]

Unless it’s a roman marble statue wearing cheap ass earbuds that’s been restored to it’s original paint colors

[ididastupid]

That being paimted scares me