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float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun

saint-vore

YOU hand sew because you're attempting to faithfully recreate historical practices, I handsew because I'm afraid of the machine. We are not the same.

thoughtsickles

people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

niyarest

rice fills me with joy and happiness, but more importantly it fills me with rice

youdonthavetogotocollege

Up late singing and microwaving loud as fuck

markovchaingang

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers

intairnwetrust

If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

oncillaphoenix

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

gaphic

a chainsaw is a lot like a hot glue gun

gaphic

when you have one in your hands you start to get Ideas about your surroundings

berrycobbler

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing

amazoogle

waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone