*sleepy jungle cat noises*

Oncilla, she/her, 20+, chronically ill. Multifandom + general nonsense. #1 fan of Anthea and Concordia from Pokemon. Relevant sideblogs (incl. Pkmn roleplay) are listed in the pinned post

[oncillaphoenix]

Art blog @oncillaphoenixart

Undertale/Deltarune blog @dingbats-dust-n-darkness, + UTDR OC blog @dingbat-font

Ghost Trick blog @tricking-and-ghosting

RBing other people’s art @cloud-forest-art-gallery

Flight Rising blog @aberration-abbey 

Anthea & Concordia pokemonbw appreciation blog @harmonia-goddesses

Pkmn IRL hub blog is @oncillamoltres . list of RP blogs can be found there

Ao3

hi i’m oncilla. werewolf, she/her, disabled, early 20s. i’m very tired always and if you don’t want to hear me complain about it you can block the tag “curseposting”. my circadian rhythm is roughly aligned with the day-night cycle on mars. this is unrelated to the chronic fatigue.

if you’re here from pkmn irl please know that i am not as consistent about trigger tagging things here as i am over there. i try but i am very sleepy and rb a lot of stuff to this blog and so a lot of it slips through the cracks. however if someone has a specific thing they want tagged please dm me or send an ask and i will put in the extra effort for that (even if it’s something weird).

i’m a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints. (note: i don’t answer questions about religion from strangers. i don’t have the spoons for that.)

[prokopetz]

Creepy elder gods in popular fiction are always "King" this and "Lord" that and "Prince" whatever – I think we need to start taking a page from medieval demonology and just start giving eldritch whatsits whatever title is closest at hand. Viceroy. Margrave. Lieutenant. Pull an Ars Goetia and give us a writhing mass whose official title is "President".

[putnamspuppeteer]

Io, on this solstice, roused by freshly-spilled blood and bound by ancient rite, we summon thee

Agelteth, Dread Deputy Ombudsman and Volunteer Fire Marshal of the Seventh Outermost Realm!

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[bungerc0re]

i feel like living on earth has biased people pretty hard with how visible moons are supposed to be

[bungerc0re]

i do of course love luna and i love how easy she is to see i just wish people respected her uniqueness

[ashenmind]

they should give earth a normal tiny moon just for perspective

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[imjunebitch]

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

[snototter]

Wildflowers bloom at the site of a forest fire in Los Olivos, California, USA

by Lisa Roeder

[neuronary]

"the only difference between a cult and a religion is the scale"

NO. NO IT ISN'T. THIS IS WHAT THE CULTS WANT YOU TO THINK IT IS NOT TRUE. THERE ARE RELIGIONS THAT ARE NOT CULTS AND CULTS THAT ARE NOT RELIGIOUS AND YOU MUST LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[jun-hug]

mercats, mermcats, catfish?

print! :)

[manticoreimaginary]

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

[manticoreimaginary]

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[memories-of-ancients]

Gold beaker with turquoise, Sican culture, Peru, 900-1000 AD

from The MET

[rederiswrites]

I have, apparently, great taste. I deduce this because everything I think would look great in my house costs a million bucks. Which has really ruined a lot of these cottagecore influencer videos for me, because I'll watch a few seconds and be like, "Ah. Your decorating secret is that you're rich."

Your row of Le Creuset enamel pots. Your Portuguese tile backsplash. Your Polish painted ceramic plates on the wall. Your linen tablecloth. Your cute retro stove worth as much as every major appliance I own put together. Probably more, actually.

I once began watching a video about "how to turn your yard into a native flower garden" and next thing I knew, the entire front yard had been cleared, by gnomes one can only imagine, and dozens upon dozens of plants in gallon pots were being laid out according to a chart. Each pot worth anywhere between $12 and $80, depending on contents, but almost never less than that. Filled me with rage.

If I was rich, I wouldn't need your advice to make my house cute. And since I'm not rich, I also don't need your advice.

[oncillaphoenixart]

so legends: arceus huh

[storybookprincess]

so today a group of 8-9 year old kiddos approaches my desk and goes “hey. we want to go to the downstairs part of the library.”

i’m like “you can totally go downstairs, but just so you know, right now the only thing down there is the genealogy department. that’s like the history of this area and the people who lived here a long time ago.”

i’m expecting them to lose interest, but to my surprise, they go “we want to see the genealogy department!!!!!!”

so i’m like “alright let’s do it!!!!” and lead this group of maybe six elementary school kids across the library make way for ducklings style and downstairs to our extremely not kid friendly genealogy room. our genealogy librarian is super cool, though, and he pulls out a few interesting things for them to look at & they ask a lot of questions and try to find where they live on maps from the 1800s

after about fifteen minutes, their curiosity has been sated, so we go back upstairs and over to the children’s department in that same duckling parade style

truly wish i could render this little scene artistically for you all it was a delight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit