[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[oliviawebsite]

i love you and we will make it thru this together

[dappergamelord]

okay ill bite. who is joe biden

[pukicho]

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[pukicho]

[rnismatch]

Haha cant lie but Ive been snacking on cookies all day

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

This is why i fuck with you you always keep it real

[mossworm]

she's so cute, how do I talk to her

[3000s]

what the hell did i do

[3000s]

home goods blocked me

[3000s]

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

[juniepops]

Next time you make a grilled cheese sandwich, instead of cooking it in butter, try inventing a special glue that lets you walk up and down any surface

[psychotickinesis-deactivated202]

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[cyberratz]

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

[natjennie]

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

[disgustinggf]

[moldwood]

women are always saying this about me

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[flimflix]

me in the frozen hole if I'm being quite honest

[rarebritney]

we're in a swag recession