Singularity Blues~

Gran from Gb Fantasy (WARNING: Massive gay power imminent) Read rules.Penned by Adam

[idiotdanchou]

Don’t judge me i’m just human I can’t help it

[idiotdanchou]

‘My dream wedding? Well first i’d invite every crew member I want my entire family to be there for me. Then my mom Ladiva would walk me down the aisle as my best man Percival gives me the nod of approval to remind me i’m making the right choice. Then I’d stand at the opposite side of the alter and look at the two beautiful men I’m looking at dressed in the finest color coordinated wedding dresses to extenuate their big beautiful man tits.. Then i’d unveil them one at a time to no one surprise the first one would be Vane he’s such a kind gentleman who treats me right and never seems bothered by the late nights when I come to his door in just my underwear and ask to sleep in his bed because Vyrn keeps snoring too loudly and it somehow harmonizes with Lyria’s sleep talk into a weird song. Then would be Belial a man after my own Penis, sure he’s a gross disgusting son of a bitch who I've personally beaten the shit out of on several occasions but I see under his many many MANY layers of horny gremlin fucker is a wonderful loyal husband who won’t stab me in the back because if he tries i’ll take that hand from him and make him eat his own fist. After that we’d go back home to Zinkenstill barricade the front door and have sex on every piece of furniture in my home. Then after three days of love making and spooning we’d go bathe in the lake apologize to the neighbors and have the Grandcypher pick us up. Tired and sore we’d go about life as usual happy and gay...oh so very very gay.’ 

[idiotdanchou]

hearthhearted‌:

Oh my Singularity; I’m afraid only Cilius can claim me, but I’m certainly up for a round of fun~

Bonks Belial on the head as hard as he can with his sword  ‘Your creator is a bottom and I will not be second place to a man who isn’t even important enough to be the center of a foretold prophecy.’ 

[hearthhearted-a]

Everyone seeing Belial:

[idiotdanchou]

"Had It Not Been For the Laws of This Land, I Would Have Slaughtered You"

[idiotdanchou]

dekirukoto‌:

   “ Those ingots better’ve been worth it… “

   Makoto pinky-promises Gran, furrowing his brow as he began to think of which clothes he should smuggle down to the subgalley. What event was coming up next? The Xenos? Good. That’d take up quite a bit of time…

‘I’d like to go on the record and state we didn’t actually end up doing anything at all, we just kinda just talked for abit with me trying to stab him every now and again because of his lewd comments. Didn’t feel right with you and Lyria and all the other people I've tried to get with on board. Oh and especially Ladiva that’s like trying to have intercourse when your mom is sleeping in the room right next door. Not that we really ever knew our mom or have had intercourse before but you get what I mean.’

[idiotdanchou]

This is for Belial you big fat Primal nasty smelling fat bitch why you not come after my motherfucking single roll with your trifling dirty Primal racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming to the rift between worlds and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call Lucilius today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist Primal ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what what your ass look like from behind I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Grans thirst bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you Primal motherfuckers hate to see adventures doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat Primal bitch watch I'm telling you I'm coming outside beat yo motherfucking ass danhard smelly Primal dog smelling ass bitch watch I'll come and fuck you up cause you got me fucked up we see you trynna do that old audnry ass shit bitch you aundry the first day I came up there talking about a bitch who had Slacks and a hoodie but you walking around here wearing those 10$ ass jeans on dirty dusty Primal bitch sitting up behind that counter smelling like cheese bitch stinky fat Primal ass bitch are you gonna not try to answer this phone I'm coming to fuck you up I'm telling you you better remember who I am cause bitch you gonna run when you see me cause I'm gonna fuck you up bitch you wanna sit here and play with me about my motherfucking Thirst wanna play about my motherfucking thirst bitch wanna sit up there and try to do that bitch little do you know little do you know I know enough people watch I'm coming to fuck you up I promise you that I promise you I'm coming to fuck you up you fat stinky Primal bitch danhard yellow yuck mouth nasty mouth ass bitch you stink you smell like fucking cheese you got that trifiling ass attitude I'mma beat that attitude up out you bitch watch you treat everybody like that all these adventures that you do like that you in the wrong position you trifling ass racist ass bitch that's why nobody fuck with you you trifling and you racist bitch should've fine did all that shit when I told you what the fuck going on gonna tell me I worked at that motherfucking grind when I telling you the fuck I didn't bitch why the fuck would I lie about shit like that watch I finna come outside and beat yo motherfucking ass you better not get out that motherfucking rift bitch I'm telling you fucking bitch.

[idiotdanchou]

Covers face in hood to try and hide his shame

[idiotdanchou]

hearthhearted replied to your post: hearthhearted‌:Well then… Care to show those sex... and then they [redacted but the whole page is redacted]

Spoilers they didn’t actually do anything bad a lot of it was just talking about personal stuff that needed to be redacted as to not break the plot of the WMTSB series. Rip the whole film of tape that was going. 

[idiotdanchou]

dekirukoto replied to your post: Gran when Belial hits on him Gran when Belial even... BROTHER…..

Don’t judge me I have low standards because of abandonment issues

[idiotdanchou]

fauxsoar‌:

                  “ Whilst no one was wondering the more traumatizing part of being in old bruce’s belly was the exit rather than the entrance. ”

Headpats ‘There there Poopy…that will do…that will do…’

[idiotdanchou]

Gran when Belial hits on him

Gran when Belial even looks at Makoto

[idiotdanchou]

hearthhearted‌:

Well then…

Care to show those sex tapes? 

My body is ready. 

[idiotdanchou]

dekirukoto‌:

   Are you okay? Are you actually okay? Brother–

......

Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to Brother. 

[idiotdanchou]

dekirukoto replied to your post: dekirukoto‌: Belial. You know…I wonder if there... DFSGHJGKHG GRAN????

I have no shame brother, I have watched a angel man be basically pooped out of a shark that shoots fire and have bested gods and demons alike at this point making a sex tape seems pale in comparison. 

[idiotdanchou]

dekirukoto‌:

Belial.

You know…I wonder if there are any of you, Singularity…

   We do not have sex tapes on the Grandcypher.

Don’t speak for the whole crew brother. 

[idiotdanchou]

aeronotch·:

“Eh? Just leave it to me, Master. I’ll be done quick. Just tell me where to move them.” His strength might only be ranked C, but it didn’t mean doing some minor tasks like this was going to be a problem. Sure, he wouldn’t be as fast as say a ranked A strength servant, but at least he can move these things without much difficulty. Plenty of servants his rank could carry a full car after all.

“Are you sure? You don’t look like the most...built person and each of those boxes are pretty stuffed. I know you servants are supposed to like super human but I don’t want you or anyone else getting hurt if it's to try and impress me...you being here is already more then enough.” Gran had seen many big shot casual types but this was the first time he ever heard it from such a slender man, were these servants really that strong? He had to see this for himself to believe the claims.”

[idiotdanchou]

aeronotch·:

“Eh?” Comfortable? Now, why in the hell would anyone care about that? Geez, this kid was just like Ritsuka, wasn’t he? He scratched the back of his head, trying to wrap his head around being summoned by some random guy who had the potential to summon someone like him—ticket or no. “Huh, sounds … good?” He glanced around. An airship, huh? Sounds like something that di Vinci would make but couldn’t. “Lead the way, Boss.”

“Sorry...I can’t do that just yet...” Pointing over Gran turned to face the 6 or so crates lined up against the wall. Each one quite large covered in months of accumulated dust. “We still gotta move the crates before you settle in..i’m gonna help but each is gonna take us both per crate. They’re filled with broken weapons that we’ve been holding onto. We’re donating them so they can be melted down for new ship parts or for repairs.”