Idiot Sky Boss

IMPORTANT! This is an Host Club AU!Giotto blog, and is not meant to be taken seriously. It is also a side blog, and unable to follow back. Please, please, please be sure to read the AU!Info Tracking the tag idiothostboss

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"….."  As he felt the blonde shake him, he only allowed himself to go with the flow, rolling red hues at the other.  He was almost an adult and still acted like this…there must be seriously wrong with his head that stunted his maturity level.  Especially with tha brother complex…. why exactly did girls find him attractive?  

"Tsuna would be fine without you there, breathing down his neck every moment."  G. retorted back with a mutter of curses that followed.  "I’m sure you’re one of those people who would stalk him, if you didn’t need to come to school.”

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Giotto pouted, "But Tsu-kun needs me!" He complained before crossing his arms, "You don't understand G!" He exclaimed throwing his hands into the air  before sighing, "Well, ok maybe you do, but... HEY! I WOULD NOT STALK MY BABY BROTHER!" A full out pout came to the blond's face.

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There was nothing more to say about someone who was an idiot, actually admit it.  The blonde was probably the only person that would out-right state that they are an idiot…then again,he even responded to being called one.  Obviously, there was no shame in that.  ”Ha. Maybe when pigs fly.”  The teen responded back, with a shrug.  

"No, that’s just your ego talking…Besides,we all know if I threw you out there without a shirt, you’d probably be the only think they’d run over."  

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"I can always have that arranged you know!" The blond said mischievously as he let the other go only to make a horrified face. "G! You wouldn't dare! The girls would eat me alive if you did that! Then what would happen to poor little Tsu-kun!" Placing his hands on his friend's shoulders  Giotto started to shake the other, "You wouldn't leave Tsuna with out his big brother would you?!" As much as their costumers amused Giotto, they also terrified him being that they were girls.

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"I still see your being stupid, idiot."  G. retorted with a short sigh following.  Any minute now, girls from the school would be flocking in like moths to light.  Sadly, he doubt he could escape anytime soon.  "Hell no, just waiting for those fan girls of yours to run you over soon."

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"You love me for my idiocy though, just admit it." The blond said proudly. Really life wouldn't be nearly as fun if he weren't always doing things G thought were stupid. Then again... If he didn't have G to bail him out half the time Giotto it also wouldn't be as fun.

"Is that... Jealousy I hear?" Giotto asked teasingly. "If they run me over they'll run you over too."

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Giotto snuck up behind his best friend, and draped himself unceremoniously over the others shoulders... Even if he had to stand on his toes to do it. "Are you having fun yet G~?"

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An Idiot's Right Hand

This is an Host Club AU!G Role-playing blog, and is not meant to be taken seriously. Side Blog to…

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Done did the thing for crack, regrets nothing.

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I will have to send love this way tomorrow!

[kiisuhaldjas]

Reborn doing Ouran cosplay XD Dino is going to get killed XXXD Ouran D18 by hikarinosekai

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PSA: JUST BECAUSE MY MUSE FLIRTS WITH YOURS DOESN'T MEAN I'M LOOKING FOR A SHIP

Reblog if you agree with this:

Our muses can flirt, hell they can be friends with benefits. Shipping isn’t going to be forced.

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Rate my character of their attractiveness :

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A+: Flawless/Sexy A-: Gorgeous/Hot B+: Beautiful/Handsome B-: Pretty/Cute C+: Cute/Decent C-: Decent/Okay D+: Okay/Umm… D-: Ugly F: Horrid

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good news everyone. im beautiful.

[psych-facts]

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Free Hugs?

"Tsssuuuunnnnnaaaa!" Giotto called his voice almost whining, "Onii-san wants a hug!" He held his arms open, obviously waiting to get said hug from his little brother, or anyone really.

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Free Hugs?

"Tsssuuuunnnnnaaaa!" Giotto called his voice almost whining, "Onii-san wants a hug!" He held his arms open, obviously waiting to get said hug from his little brother, or anyone really.

[x--lionheart]

"You’re misunderstanding me." And far overestimating him. "I am perfectly capable of scaring them away from both me and this club forever, if you make me endure this."

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Giotto grinned cheekily, "Some of them maybe, but you'd be surprised what other girls are into Alaude." There was no over estimating you. Giotto knew first hand you had your own special charm.

Don't mind as he casually puts an arm around your shoulders Alaude, "Don't worry, I won't make you talk to the big scary girls if you don't want to, Alaude." not yet at least. "What kind of friend would I be if I did?"

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Of course he did. Damn it, Giotto. …Unfortunately, it was that aggravating attitude that made Giotto worth befriending in the first place. “I already told you, I’m not going to get involved with any of your guests. You don’t want me scaring them away, idiot.”

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"But you wouldn't scare them away Alaude! The girls would love you!" If G and his grumpy pants attitude that he gets could make the female guests giggle, and swoon, then you would have such an easy time... Giotto was positive of it.

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Welcome!

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"…a decoration? Seriously? What the hell right do you have to reduce a grand piano to a decoration?” Fuck this guy and fuck this club. If he wasn’t Tsuna’s flesh and blood, Gokudera already would have socked him right in his stupid smile.

He glanced in the direction shown, though, and felt a mild relief that it at least didn’t look like it was scratched or anything. “—do I what? Play? Technically, yeah, but I don’t have to play to give a shit what you do with it. Instruments are supposed to be respected, you shallow shit.”

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Amber eyes blinked at the teen, and Giotto scratched his cheek. He was really making G's cousin angry wasn't he? Well this was... a a little sad for Giotto. Then again he could always try a different approach with the younger male.

The blond laughed, a different sound then the frivolous one he had been using until now, "Well, it's only decoration because no one knows how to play it here." He said a little sheepishly. "I was hoping to be able to put it to use, but..." He shrugged as he trailed off. He couldn't play the piano, and if G or anyone else in the club could they weren't feting up. "Maybe you could help with that. It is a beautiful instrument..." Even though he was a dumb blond Giotto could tell that much.

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"Someone please tell Tsu-kun, and Okaa-san I love them. I don't know how much longer I'll be around at the rate I'm shrinking..." 

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Welcome Back!

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Something was off.  Very, Very off. Now where the hell was he?  A short frown appeared as he saw the blonde rush up to him.  His friend was a bit… younger looking then usual.  Slight confusion showed on his face, as he spoke back at the mafia boss(?)  

"…You probably shrank."  He responded back with a tilt of his head.  There was no way the other was the same Giotto he knew, but the resemblence was uncanny.  "…Just where are we exactly?"

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"I SHRANK?!" Giotto exclaimed in horror. Dear lord why? Wasn't he short enough already?! It was bad enough he was barely taller then the girls he would talk too, and some were taller then him. Did he really have to be even shorter?! This sucked, he was doomed. Doomed to be short forever.

Giotto clutched his shirt right over his heart, "I... I'm sorry G I'm afraid I won't be around much longer. If I'm shrinking this much this quickly soon I'll be so small you won't even be able to see me! Please... Take care of Tsu-kun for me! Tell him Nii-chan loves him, and wants him to grow up to be a good strong boy!" So wrapped up in his horrified fantasy the blond completely missed the other's question about where they were.

"And do me a favor G? If anyone is going to squish me once I'm a tiny speck I want it to be you."