Kai Is a simp

He/They

[idiotic-writer]

NAVAGATION

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[idiotic-writer]

Wondering if I should make a comeback 🤔

[severely-mentally-ill]

Can we normalize putting the gender of Y/N in the title????

I'm so sick of reading and getting really into a fic that has no gender mentioned only to get bombed with she/her pronouns, Y/N with the female sex organ/boobs, etc. It's not that fucking difficult to put the gender in the title, it's one or two words, you're not going to die by putting them there.

[idiotic-writer]

Hey! Just me. Hey um, I actually wanted to see how the request was going. Also, I have a fun headcanon I wanna share with you. I want your opinion on it...

Could you see Inui being a drag queen?

Yo! It's going well! Just a bit of stuff I need to edit here and there and stuff I'm not sure on in general since I'm not exactly ace, and would rather not misrepresent it in any way.

But yes, I definitely can. I feel like him being a drag queen fits so strangely yet so greatly that it's uncanny in a way.

[kawaii-koneko-chan0912]

First Time In Lingerie - Kalpas

Summary: Kalpas tries on lingerie for the first time and surprises reader with his…enthusiasm.

“Really? Silk? Do I look like a silk kind of guy to you?” Kalpas squints at you, holding up the bra that would accompany the bikini cut panties around his hips. “What about the, uh, the mesh looking ones. They look cool.”

Who knew he would be so unabashed about trying on lingerie. You sigh and take a black sheer mesh bra and panties combo, offering the hanger to him as he strips the silk panties. “You have interesting taste, Kalpas.”

“Hey, I think I look badass in these!” He insists, putting on the panties easily enough but struggling with the bra. Well, it’s more of two triangles strung together with a slit in the middle of each cup, so you don’t blame him for taking a while to figure it out.

“The triangles go on your tits, dear,” you tell him bemusedly, hiding a smile behind your hand when he thanks you absentmindedly.

Once he has the set on, he holds his arms akimbo and grins at you, posing and flexing his muscles. “Mesh looks better than silk, doesn’t it?” For once, you don’t feel like arguing with him. Not when you can see his cock clearly straining against the delicate, fine mesh, already dripping from the tip. When his pink nipples poke out of the slits, perky and diamond hard.

“Mmm, that’s one way to put it,” you purr, taking a seat and crossing your legs. “Why don’t you try this on?” A hanger with what looks like a mesh jockstrap is offered to him.

Kalpas takes one look at it and grumbles, “Did Elysia put you up to that?”

“Elysia?”

“Yeah, she’s always mumbling something about me wearing jockstraps.” He sighs but takes it anyway.

Ah, Elysia. “No, she didn’t,” comes your reply, though it’s somewhat distant as you watch him fumble with the jockstrap too. “I just wanted to see your ass exposed, that’s all.”

This time he can’t quite figure out which leg goes where. After a good while of swearing and stumbling and staring, Kalpas finally gets it and adjusts the straps on his ass as he looks at himself in the mirror. “Exposed, eh?” He twists and turns and finally angles himself so his back is to you, his head turned so he can still see you over his broad shoulder. “Well, that’s one way to put it.” He’s mocking you now, you’re sure, but you’re so distracted by the toned globes of his perfect ass that you don’t really care.

Biting your lip, you cross and uncross your legs. “Bend over, baby.” You can’t resist yourself.

To your surprise, he doesn’t argue, only smirks as he bends down as far as he can, his knees locked so his ass is perfectly displayed. “Like this?”

“Yes, just like that.” Your voice trails off and you stand up, moving to him so you can squat right in front of his ass. “Now stay there a while, baby.” Pressing a kiss to his ass cheek, you shoot him a nasty grin from between his legs. “I want to have some fun.”

With his asshole exposed to you, his cock and balls held in a mesh sling just below it, you press a kiss to that tight hole, that winking ring of muscles that brings you so much joy. Well, him too. Kalpas jumps when you lick around the rim, sucking on the tender skin and biting down on the mound of his taint until he’s shaking, his hands gripping at his shins so tightly that his skin starts to bruise.

It’s only when his asshole is absolutely dripping with saliva and his cock has slipped out of the mesh that you stop and stand up. Kalpas is moaning softly under his breath, all of his concentration on balancing himself and not falling over.

“How’s the lingerie feel, baby?”

He swallows a couple of times before he replies, his body flexing under you as you spread his asscheeks wide. “G-good.” His answer is clipped, forced through gritted teeth. You don’t blame him though, not when you slip a hastily lubed finger into his willing ass. “Really good.”

“Now are you talking about the lingerie or my finger?” You can’t resist teasing him just a little longer.

A strained laugh bursts out of his mouth and Kalpas grins at you through the mirror. “Can’t it be both?”

Oh, he’s just so adorable. Adorable enough that you slip another finger in to reward him, turning your wrist so your fingertips dig against his prostate after a bit of searching.

That breaks his posture just a little, enough for him to sway and be balanced by your hand on his hip. He groans gutturally, his teeth bared and eyes squinted, and somehow manages to grin through that stricken expression. “It’s both it’s both. Oh god yeah it’s both. Oh fuck!”

[idiotic-writer]

GOD DAMN THAT’S HOT

[idiotic-writer]

YO-

Back from the (sudden) hiatus, I've been gone for a year now I think? maybe just a few months, I can't exactly remember. I was busy with several stuff irl, but I'm free now thankfully. I improved my writing style, it's pretty different from what I can see. I may give this account an entire revamp. A lot of the stuff here is outdated and my opinion has changed quite a bit (and matured to) so that's that. All requests will still be done eventually no worries, it may take a bit but that's fine and I'll be back soon. Also fun fact : I still can't write out moans without it being awkward, out of place, and cringe.

[idiotic-writer]

Hi! I'm very sorry if this comment comes off as rude I'm just curious and I swear I mean no harm

But why do you write m.name instead of just name? I don't mean to be rude again it just seems a bit weird to me

You weren't rude at all don't worry. I can't exactly remember, that was a past choice of mine and y writing style changed a lot in the time I hadn't been active, but knowing me, I probably had "m.name", "f.name" and "name" so that readers could distinguish genders and stuff quickly. However, this is a pretty stupid decision since many people could go by multiple genders or have male/female names despite being female/male, so I just use name now.

[idiotic-writer]

my name is kai too and im trans omg

Nice to meet you!

[idiotic-writer]

I know this isn't a request or dirty thought but do you like carrot cake?

A Strange question, I guess I'm a bit iffy with carrot cake, I don't hate it but I don't like it either, leaning towards the latter a bit.

[idiotic-writer]

can you please do kawaki x male reader

I can of course, but what type of Kawaki x male reader? Details would be nice hah-

[idiotic-writer]

Oookay! With the holidays coming, I'm on vacation from Saturday! So I can get back to writing now-

[idiotic-writer]

I've been a bit inactive due to getting a job recently

But you guys got me to 300 followers wtf-

No but like seriously 300? I didn't expect that at all thank you so much oh my god-

[idiotic-writer]

Cute baby boy Chifuyu.

Just a random fluffy thought I had as I write away my sanity due to my request inbox lol. Chifuyu is 18, reader is a twitch streamer. No pronouns used what so ever for reader lol.

Character : Chifuyu Matsuno

Fandom : Tokyo Revengers

Genre : Fluff, Imagine, small moment of something spicy.

Edited : ❌

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Fujoshis do not engage

Imagine blurting out to your twitch stream that you have a boyfriend after being so incredibly engrossed in a game.

Imagine being bullied into talking about him by the text to voice filter as your twitch stream practically donates you a fortune.

Imagine telling them that he's just such a sweetheart, always blushing and wanting affection, coming home beat up and wanting kisses on his bandaged wounds. Just practically becoming smitten over the boy. Lenny faces being spammed by thousands of people causing you to whine.

Now imagine Chifufu walking in on that exact moment, a blush on his face as he rubbed the back of his head, a uncertain smile on his face as he walked closer, revealing himself to the "chat".

"You-...you think that highly of me?" Imagine him looking at the ground as he played with the shirt YOU had bought for him.

Imagine how happy he looked when you replied immediately, his head still facing down as his entire face changed to darker shades of red.

Imagine that he curls up beside you, resting his head onto your lap as he turned to look up at you tenderly, his hair framing his face as his blush dies down.

Imagine playing with his hair, muttering a "Such a good boy..." To yourself as you looked at him in fondness and adortion.

Imagine the chat awing at him, sending comments his way before you continued to play the game, the conversation of your boyfriend finally dying down.

Now imagine some dude randomly asking how loud he moans. Completely ruining the mood. Making Chifuyu run out of in a haste, far to emberrassed to even hear the answer.

[ta0ken]

secret: i don’t know how to actually work tumblr on phone, i’m literally struggling as we speak-

[idiotic-writer]

The only advice I can give you is use 

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and hit enter to get the read more thing-

[ta0ken]

pairing: draken (ryuguji ken) x m!reader

summary: you’re just here to hang out with draken, that’s all.

warnings: fluff

You watch Draken tinker on one of the bikes he was working on, bored out of your mind. You weren’t doing anything, but he was (sadly), so there was simply nothing to do. You let out a small sigh, sitting next to him as he fixes one of the gears in the motorbike.

“If you’re so bored,” he mutters, sparing you a glance, “you can leave. It won’t hurt my feelings.”

You give him a grin in response, laughing a little, “I wouldn’t dare leave my boyfriend alone—passing up the opportunity to spend time with him just doesn’t seem right, dont’cha think, Draken?” You lean forward, watching him closer, “Plus, I’ve never really watched you do this before.”

He narrows an eye, before going back to working on the bike. “Whatever,” he sighs, “Just don’t distract me.”

You lean onto your hand, continuing to watch him with a smile. “I have the best boyfriend,” you tease, gauging his reaction. “He’s very kind, did you know?”

Draken rolls his eyes, but he nods his head, a huff of a chuckle leaving his lips, “That so?”

You laugh a little, nodding as well, “Yeah. He’s always letting me bother him during work, too.” You glance over at the bike, and then his hands, eyes softening, “He’s always working hard, too… Making the best of life.”

The blonde stops for a second, pausing. “…” He silently smiles, his chest feeling light as he resumes back to working.

“I have the best boyfriend, too, then,” he slightly laughs.

You give him another grin, eyes-closed, “Do you?”

He nods his head, turning to you as well. He has a small smile on his face, and you were content to see him smile (though, you did feel like mush, once more). “I know I do,” he softly says, leaning towards you.

You raise a brow, smile turning slightly mischievous. “And what would you do, if your boyfriend was right in front of you?”

Draken chuckles, leaning over to plant a kiss on your forehead. “I would kiss him on the forehead,” and trailed his lips down to your eye, hands holding yours, “and appreciate him.” He kisses you on the lips softly, a hint of a smile on his.

You laugh softly against the kiss, murmuring, “What do you know? I’d do the same.”

“Maybe we were just talking about each other then,” he teases, resting his sweaty forehead against yours, but you didn’t care.

It was just you and him; that’s all that matters.

“Maybe we were,” you chuckle, kissing him once more. “But I’m not complaining.”

You were happy, and that’s all that matters.

[idiotic-writer]

This is so cute-

[idiotic-writer]

I forgot to mention my Wattpad account so yeah it's actually

(@)Kai_Is_A_Simp with a Giyuu profile pic. I have like two fanfictions there that I just started to clear my everlasting boredom. Newsflash. It dosen't help.

[idiotic-writer]

Masterlist 2

Tokyo revengers

• You lost the bet (Naoto Tachibana)

• A thirst (Draken/Ken Ryuji)

• A thirst but Draken is the dom (Draken)

• Mitsuya + Facefucking + Rimming (Mitsuya)

• "I'm like this for you~". (Draken/Ken Ryuji)

Cute baby boy Chifuyu (Chifuyu Matsuno)

A silent voice

• Shoya Ishida with a blank faced crush (Souya Ishida)