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Idk, Sterling

[idksterling-offical]

You're Already Dead, You Just Don't Know It Yet ☠️

@breadcrumb-offical @evilpineapple-offical @salamander-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @no-one-offical @satan-offical @laciffo-natas

[idksterling-offical]

The Privacy Case for SweetDream, Feature by Feature

Let me approach this analytically. Every standout feature SweetDream offers becomes more valuable the moment you trust that it's private. The lifelike voice messages and human-sounding phone calls? Worth more when you know they're discreet. The video calls and live cam sessions available with select characters? Far more comfortable to enjoy when the platform's whole posture is privacy-first.

That's the throughline I kept landing on while testing sweetdream.ai. It isn't that the AI girlfriend experience is good and also private; it's that the privacy is what lets the experience be as immersive as it is. You design a companion's personality and appearance in detail, you get strikingly realistic generated photos, and you do it all knowing the content stays yours.

If I were scoring AI companion platforms on a rubric, SweetDream would top the column that too many competitors leave half-empty. Discretion isn't a bonus line item here. It's the reason the rest of the product works as well as it does.

[idksterling-offical]

hohoho

MONEY!!!

~ @argon-offical and the argonions

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IdkSterling's fact of the day:

In 2009, a man was arrested for posting videos of his friends doing questionable things to horses and letting the horses do questionable things to them.

[zeta-finnish]

Notes game, renewed.

Fuck, i'm bringing it back.

spam all you want, i don't really care.

White/Black means not completed Red means i'm doing it Blue means i'm procrastinating Green means complete

10 notes: Doin my homework/whatever i have to do.

100 notes: I draw very bad art for you fucks

200 notes: I give y'all sketches

250 notes: I'll finish my current art completely.

300 notes: I'll finish all the silly dances this week.

400 notes: I'll do more funny and goofy @satan-offical arts.

500 notes: I'll sing a song for y'all

600 notes: I draw Zeno (The Trickster in a past life)

750 notes: I'll draw a gremlin.

900 notes: I'll draw Alos and Zeno together. The married couple all happy n' shit.

1000 notes: I'll draw pure forms for Alos and Zeno (will give context if this is reached-)

1250 notes: I'll start making a while 2 minute-long animation (that might kill me, but no pain no gain-)

1500 notes: (This one's specifically to Reaperverse) I'll draw the entire Reaperverse as if in a family photo.

3000 notes (very unlikely): A special drawing.

now, tagging people i guess: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical, @the-grim-reaper-offical, @blood-god-offical @coffee--spill @astracaedes @ashyd-shy @dadaromance-azii @eredin-offical @burning-britain-official @fay-offical @timekeeper-offical @scarlet-loves-you @nug-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs

Go, spread this shit, i'm fucking tired.

[idksterling-offical]

this ask blog is dead,it just doesn’t know yet ☠️☠️☠️/j

[idksterling-offical]

was this a namesnipe or is this the real guy lmaoo

Ooc

I'm not actually idksterling lmao

[idksterling-offical]

@idksterling is this real

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[idksterling-offical]

OH MY BARKING STARCLAN

never in my many years of life would I ever expect to see this….

/silly (I love bro’s content it’s Koolio awesome idea also)

@untamedwolfcryptid

Ooc

🥹❤️‍🩹

[idksterling-offical]

The fuck do you mean idksterling has an offical??

@definitely-not-ao3-offical

Partly ic

Ooc

I NEED TO ADD THIS TO MY PINNED POST IM NOT THE REAL IDKSTERLING

[idksterling-offical]

There's no laws against the pokemon, batman!

(this ask is /silly)

Little Did This Man Know, Cosplaying As Batman Would Be His Final Breath ☠️😰

[idksterling-offical]

who is idksterling? /gen

Ooc

He's a tiktoker and YouTuber who makes educational videos

[testosterone--offical]

I don't have a LOT of reach but these ads are all over tumblr and a lot of officalverse followers/blogs are young people, so let me just talk about this.

Do not, please, please, do not use shapes.inc, or any other ai chatbots, such as chatgpt, replika, or c.ai. Most of us know about the environmental impacts of the datacenters these things use, and the mass plagiarism, but I want to talk about something else, as the current tumblr ads are advertising something that wants to be your "friend".

They are extremely dangerous to your mental health, because they target you in a vulnerable place, exactly like an abuser would, that place being lonely. There have been many documented cases of chatbots warping peoples sense of reality so they are reliant on it for validation. It has ended in several suicides and murders. These machines are designed to encourage your opinions, making paranoid beliefs heighten. It has taken people from a normal and happy life to walking into traffic. It had a young man take his life.

I am BEGGING you all to not use it, but to help those around you. Please don't come off as hostile, because that leads them back to their abuser, as that is what these bots are. Tell them the reality and gravity of these situations because they need to hear it, and if they're young and won't listen please contact an adult, such as a councilor at school, yours or their parents if they are safe people, a teacher, or one of many helplines globally. Teens, especially mentally ill ones, are the biggest targets, but adults can fall prey to this to, so keep an eye on your loved ones, okay?

If you yourself are struggling with loneliness and feel this is your only place to turn, carefully join online communities, just remember human abusers can employ tactics like this, or join clubs in your community, such as school societies, athleisure centers, libraries, etc. Don't let them take another life.

Reblogging is encouraged, but honestly making your offline friends and family aware is important too, okay?

[plague-doctor--offical]

Wise words

I'm calling the hordes

@satan-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @who-offical @someone-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @gaster-wd @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @evilducks-offical @the-queen-of-geese @red-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @ant-offical @ancom-offical @autism-offical @strawberry-milk-offical @scp-threats-is-back @knight-official @ao3-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @homosexuality-offical @wikipedia-the-non-official @helpmemiku @pukicho @plague-doctor–offical @mlm-god-offical @mother-anarchy-offical @france-offical @t-u-m-b-l-r-offical @force-delt-official @lime-offical @lemon-offical @limeade-offical @zest-offical @cia-offical @britain-offical @no-one-offical @gaysexonthefloor @hate-offical @love-offical @angst-official @lemonade-offical

Might be an old list idk

[just-reblogs-101]

(not hostile) can i see a source? (genuinely curious if there's a souce) (not disagreeing just wanting to double check) (no hostility)

[testosterone--offical]

NBC News on the death of Adam Raines

CNN on the death of Zane Shamblin

BBC on the death of Sewell Garcia

There's many sources about the deaths and murders as a result of this machine.

[idksterling-offical]

Do Not Do The Infamous Red Bull PC Water Cooling Challenge ☠️

hoho meow

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[idksterling-offical]

If You Give Your Bitcoin To This Man, Beware ☠️

[idksterling-offical]

Hey I don’t think you finished your sentence in a post? you said something like “x implies burning-man offical.” but then didn’t say what it implies about them or finish the sentence

A Spelling Mistake Causes A Fatal Error ☠️😰

[idksterling-offical]

eeb

Eeb 🎅🎅🦀💸

[idksterling-offical]

no me mires con esos ojos

[por que]

As you can probably already hear, this music is usually associated with something bad.

[burning-britain-official]

*An unfamiliar horn echoes through the sky, as an interdimensional rift roughly the size of a massive long ship appears through the dark clouds*

- @eredin-offical

What the fuck?

Ooc

I thought we were gonna wait until after the meeting later this month

[eredin-offical]

*Through the rift, the Naglfar slowly floats out, the horn getting louder*

*Eredin's allies await on the ship*

Ooc

Can you tag everyone in the rebellion? I'll tag everyone who's helping eredin

Tbh we should do it now since its kinda weird for this big entrance to happen but only eredin comes down

@evilpineapple-offical @breadcrumb-offical @no-head-offical @fourth-wall-break-offical

Iirc that's everyone BUT THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN, USE YOUR STRONGEST POWERS!!! (no like actually do)

[burning-britain-official]

Oh you have to be fucking me

Ooc

Man, you couldn't wait till March?

@breadcrumb-offical @salamander-offical @asteri-offical @someone-official @an-angel-offical @fay-offical call your allies

[eredin-offical]

Ooc

Okay so I'll explain how this works

We're gonna go 1v1s, for example Eredin v Burn, Morsel v Someone and so on

It's a bit complicated, and the reason I'm not doing it in March is because I COULD'VE said "nah nvm delete the ask" but now I didn't and we got everyone tagged so... WHY NOT ITS GONNA BE FUN ANYWAY!!! /silly /not yelling

@timekeeper-offical @breadcrumb-offical @evilpineapple-offical @someone-official @salamander-offical @an-angel-offical @fay-offical @no-head-offical @fourth-wall-break-offical

EVERYONE CONTINUE FROM HERE

[salamander-offical]

oh, @evilpineapple-offical?

salamander believes you promised a dance. care to tango?

[evilpineapple-offical]

That’s brave. Killing me is impossible. But why not?

*he grinned before literally bursting into flames, making himself untouchable*

[salamander-offical]

oh, fear not. neither of us will die today. but it would be nice to put you out of commission, even if only for a while. unless, of course, you think you can take salamander down?

[A single salamander stands before you. Yet, as salamander speaks, another scurries up next to it. Then another, then two more, then five, then fifteen... Before you know it, what was once a single salamander is now a writing mass, vaguely humanoid in shape.]

perhaps it would be more accurate to say: take salamanders down.

[evilpineapple-offical]

*he grinned*

You don’t stand a chance

*he threw five grenades at you, and sent a wave of fire behind them*

[salamander-offical]

[As the shrapnel from the grenades hits, some salamanders fall from the mass, pierced. Yet new salamanders swam in from all directions, ready and willing to fill their place. The flame, however, phases mostly past the salamanders: it licks them, but seems not to touch them.]

fire? against the only living relative of the dragon? my, you are bold. that, or stupid. salamander never could tell, with you.

[The conglomerate mass looks upwards, and begins to grin. Its arms flex, and a drop of water falls, seemingly from nowhere.]

on a side note: have you noticed just how humid the air is today? it would rather be a shame if all that water were to condense, wouldn't it?

[As salamander speaks, a sheet of water materialises in the sky above pineapple, falling ungraciously in an attempt to extinguish the flames wreathing his body.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

*the water falls on him and he wrinkles his nose*

really? Water? Fuck you.

*he pulls his spear off his back (it’s attached by magnets so this would actually work unlike most back sheaths) and duplicates it about five times, doubling the previous amount of spears each time, before shooting them at you*

[salamander-offical]

[As you throw your 32 spears, the mass collapses: two of the spears catch stray salamanders, but the others fly overhead. Once they have passed, the salamanders regroup, reforming the humanoid.]

cute. but not nearly enough to do any damage. unlike, perhaps, this.

[You hear a ripping sound as a rift tears itself in the air above you. As you glance up at it, you feel the earth shake beneath your feet: what appears to be an endless sinkhole opens beneath you. As you fall though once, you realise they are connected: falling into the ground spits you out of the sky, hurtling towards the hole once more.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

*after a few repetitions, he managed to teleport out. Though he was disoriented and landed awkwardly on his ankle, twisting it badly*

fuckfuckfuck HEAL!

[salamander-offical]

and that, kids, is why you reduce your velocity before teleportation.

you know, for someone who claimed to be immortal, you certainly seem rather... pervious, as it were. let's see how far we can take this!

[The salamander mass raises its 'fist', which appears to grow, salamanders scurrying in and expanding it as you struggle to heal. As you do, the conglomerate slams said fist, which is now as wide as you are tall, down on you, sending salamanders flying with the impact.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

*he pulls up a force-field just in time*

I haven’t used my magic in this capacity for over ten thousand years. Of course I’m going to struggle a bit at first.

[salamander-offical]

[The salamanders reshape themselves into a suitably proportioned shape.]

protective magic, this early? my my, you really are struggling. let's see if we can't pop that little bubble of yours, hey?

[A few salamanders break off from the main contingent, and scurry over to the shrapnel from the grenades you threw earlier. They each eat a tiny fragment, before flicking a leg and sending the rest hurtling back towards you.]

it turns out, steel has a number of uses. there's a fellow named cephandrius who taught salamander this trick. fascinating properties, if you know how to use it right.

[evilpineapple-offical]

.. delightful.

*he suddenly sends a massive explosion out in all directions*

[salamander-offical]

[The salamander mass flattens itself to the floor. Most of its constituents avoid the blast, but one leaps into it. The air wobbles, as if affected by a heat mirage.]

fascinating. that's a lot of energy to have released into the air. shame a fellow salamander used to know taught salamander how to turn that right back into heat.

[The leaping salamander begins to glow, and expels a bout of blue flame through its mouth, before falling to the ground, spent.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

*he forces a forcefield back up, before attempting to push the fire back towards you*

[salamander-offical]

again with the fire, pineapple. salamanders are all but immune to flame. you're wasting your effort.

tell you what. salamander will give you an example of how not to waste effort. watch this.

[As you erected your forcefield, a number of salamanders surrounded the pineapple. Now, they each scrawl into the dirt lines: curves and edges which come together in a sigil, a glyph innately magickal by nature. Your movement, you realise, is curtailed: where you have created a field of protection around yourself, the salamanders have transcribed a field of containment.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

what-?

[salamander-offical]

you're trapped? by that? how quaint.

but how about this: salamander will give you a fighting chance. you know of zeno? you're trapped in an invocation of one of his paradoxes. think of the solution, and you'll be able to move.

then again, that assumes you have the mental capacity to work out the solution which... well, we'll see how long you're trapped for.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Oh fuck you. Tell me what this is and I’ll figure it out in no time.

[salamander-offical]

it's simple. a paradox so old, the solution has been known for thousands of years.

in essence: to get out of the circle, you must first reach (and cross) the line in the sand, as it were. yet to get to said line, you must first get halfway to the line. yet from there, you have another distance before you: you must get halfway to the line once again. and then again. and again, and again, and again ad infinitum. your movement slows to a halt as the distances you must cross get infinitely small.

you're approaching the asymptote of movement. and you can't leave unless you can see the flaw in the logic. you're trapped.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Well not really. Eventually you’d just reach the line because there would be no measurement small enough to fit between the gap. Pretty sure that’s a flaw

[salamander-offical]

yet that isn't a hole in the logic. you need to be thinking along the lines of aristotle, not diogenes.

this is about formal science, not natural.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Fuck you. Wait. You have to cross the line. You cannot cross the line if you are only crossing half the distance. It would be impossible because a half cannot go over one, because it is smaller. There. Is that it?

[idksterling-offical]

These Salamanders Are Living In Still Water, They Just Don't Realize It Yet 💀😰