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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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“PAUSING IN THE 🐱 IS RUNNING 😂🤷🏽♀️”
+18 MDI. WARNINGS. baddie!reader x boyfriend!gojo, background college/university, established relationship, spendin’ the night vibes, boo loving, KIDS SEE GHOSTS gets a feature, unprotected sex, edging, rough sex, salty & sweet. W.C 1.8K
a.n: okay but facts tho??? anyways, I saw this tweet earlier today and instantly got inspired. so here’s a little 1.8k porn w/ side of plot. It’s nothing too serious, just vibes and good sex. (I ran outta steam towards the end so it’s a bit rushed…[does that mean I’m running too?] apologies!)
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You’re halfway through highlighting another mind-numbing textbook chapter on your iPad when it pings with an iMessage notification sliding down the screen:
I’m boutta pull up soon.
No question mark. No “you busy tonight?” Just a straight up announcement that he’s OTW, as if you have nothing else better to do on this fine Tuesday evening.
It is CANON jjk was WRITTEN in 2018 about the future in 2023-2024 and 2025 It’s now 2024 2025 so jjk takes place NOW. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Gojo was BORN in 1998. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Gojo was a KID in 2006. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto was a KID in 2006. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto first noticed his cursed energy in 2007. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Gojo went to HIGHSCHOOL in 2012.This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Nanami went to HIGHSCHOOL in 2012.This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto went to HIGHSCHOOL in 2012.This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Gojo had JUST turned 18 in hidden inventory. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Nanami had JUST turned 17 in hidden inventory. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto had JUST turned 18 in hidden inventory. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Gojo became a teacher in 2018.This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto was working his cult in 2018. This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON jjk takes place in 2023-2024 2025 This is SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON jjk takes place NOW..
It is CANON Gojo is 27 NOW in 2024
It is CANON megumi is 18 NOW in 2024
It is CANON Nanami is 26 NOW in 2024
It is CANON Geto is 27 NOW in 2024
It is CANON Gojo is turning 28 next year in 2025 It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Megumi is turning 19 next year in 2025. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Nanami is 26 in 2025. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
It is CANON Geto is 27 in 2025. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.
it is canon i fucked your dad. nobody gaf
#relonoshi
I LOOOOOOVE THE PATHETIC MEN X BADDIE GF TROUPE
the ONLY way to do it i fear 🤏🏽🤏🏽🤏🏽
since yall love him sm <33
sub!toji has a really bad habit of begging you to ride his face to the point where he’s semi-suffocating, and risking his life to eat you out. you’re genuinely concerned for his health when you lift up your hips from his face, and looking down to see him breathing so fucking heavily. his whole torso moving up and down like waves as he’s trying to catch his breath. not to mention his face is RED , damn near turning purple. and he’s talking about some “sit back down baby . . . need it s’much” as he places his rough hands on your plushy hips, trying to pull you down, he’ll die for that pussy. literally.
also, he’s a little perv, stealing a good 3 pieces of your panties when he comes over to bring them back to his place, wrapping it around his base while stroking it slowly imagining you riding him ( slowly because he knows you can’t take him so easily <33 ) , he’s so sensitive , he’ll cum in 3 minutes max to just his imagination. it’s so thick and creamy, absolutely drenching those pretty panties and his big hands. and he’s a tits lovers for sure, those are his pillows, stress balls, oral exercise tools, he’s addicted to them. when you’re going to sleep in one of his shirts with nothing under, with your cute nipples perking out of the fabric. please expect his hands to rest there for the night. under the shirt. and don’t get him started when you’re riding him, those beauties bouncing in his face when he’s milked dry? he needs an emotional support system — latching his mouth to your perky (pierced <3) nipple, while slapping your ass. he’ll also give them a little nip when he’s close to cummingg.
please tell me you've seen the trend where divorced parents call each other to say goodnight 😩😩 teenage rin and ex-husband nanami INEEDTHAT
meet your ex-husband, nanami—the yearning final boss ✧
→ ex-husband!au, angst if you squint, fluff, sfw
"this is so stupid." you mutter, forehead in your open palm as you slide your phone open. lying on your bed, rin is propped up right next to you, familiar face hidden by her recording phone. she's giggling like a menace, promising that she wouldn't leave until you satiated her teenage antics.
it's been well over ten years since your divorce. co-parenting with kento is easy, but everything else is impossible. every time you two talk, rin's name is the centerpiece.
"shh, just do it." she whispers, sitting up on her knees as you navigate to his contact.
'hello?'
"hey, what's up?" you start, sheets pulling around you as you shift position. being like this in your huge, lonely bed with your seventeen-year-old daughter next to you wasn't unfamiliar—these stupid internet trends is the stranger, here. but you couldn't say no... it's just something about those hazel eyes that draw weakness.
his contact name hovers—his voice is deep. 'oh, uh- just getting home from dinner with a colleague. had a few drinks... i was actually going to call yo-
"oh, that's nice. what colleague?"
kento pauses, suspicious of your sudden friendliness. now, when you two are face-to-face, you hardly speak a sentence. everything is about your daughter; she is the center of your lives. he doesn't even know what to say, but he knows he wants to keep you like this for even a second longer.
'ino. i don't believe you two have met.'
"mm, no. you talked about him quite a bit, though." it's shameful just how well you're leaning into this prank—offering him your soft, sleepy voice like he deserved it after everything he put you through. "it's nice to hear you two are still working together."
'it's hard to come by competent, respectful people in this field... whenever I do, I tend to keep them handy.'
behind her phone, rin grows impatient—immune to the obvious flirtatious banter. silently, she calls for you, "come on."
"well... rin and i are back in from shopping around. we got some dinner too."
'that's so lovely to hear...' there's something there... clear as day. some type of yearning, rin isn't mature enough to pinpoint, but it sends a hot rush through your body. 'tell rin that I miss her dearly. i am happy she's having a good time with you.'
"well, i just wanted to call and say goodnight."
he falters—rin laughs again, almost blowing the whole thing. it makes it worse when you send her a sharp glare.
'o-oh? well, goodnight...'
"goodnight, ken."
ken? you haven't called him that in years. neither of you hang up—not yet.
until you remember you're being recorded. something snaps you out of the vicious daze his mature voice drove you into. "goodnight." you repeat once more, just for good measure. the line crackles like he's shifting in bed.
you glance up at your daughter, trying to play off the emotion with a smile on your face.
'goodnight, my dear.'
#BAECATION W/ TOJI. F
idea inspired by @/bladebarbie! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა
𓊆ྀི❤︎𓊇ྀི = y/n ( i don’t really like using y/n anymore 😓)
nyla’s notes: a little smut at the end (toji eating that puthy) & black reader ofc.
“ow! tojii!” winced after feeling a stinging sensation on your plump ass. “— whatt? i can’t help it.” the man threw his hands up giving you an ignorant smile as you rubbed the stinging spot on your behind. what was tempting the man so much was that pink bikini you were wearing. it was showing your small back tattoo, and the little butterfly on your ass, ugh he’s whipped.
evergreen iz genuinely one of omar’z best songs .