The Ramblings of a Youth

maddieburns blog about things. mostly reblogs cuz I'm unoriginal af. I like fitness, pokemon, art, makeup, camping. witchcraft. rocks n shit. female she/her. pan . poly. pagan. artist. holllaaaaa

[alacerlucifer]

[electricbreeze]

Schrödinger’s boys

[klubbhead]

FUCK

[alphahoennomega]

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

[crystalsoulslayer]

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

[6qubed]

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

[daijoubougie]

🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩

[nurserygrimes-blog]

cinematic parallels

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game

[chuckecheeses]

I’m at a furry rave and someone brought out a Jeb Bush cutout?????? Not pictured: the furries chanting “JEB! JEB! JEB!” every time the bass drops

[furrypost-generator]

what timeline am I in

[fuckin-rockets]

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

Ash in the trash

[twitterlols]

[buzzfeed]

This Little Girl Went As A “Spirited Away” Character For Halloween And Became A Meme

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“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

[n0chillvibes]

Me as a child

[exceptdissent]

millennials have actually been so fucked over by capitalism that we created our own sub-economy using paypal and crowdfunding to basically be this socialist inner community that gives money to each other for basic survival needs. just to feed families or selves we fucking crowdfund like 50cents from people who barely are surviving themselves but maybe have an extra dollar that month and we know what goes around comes around.

[simplydalektable]

the guardian literally published an article on the end of capitalism and the rise of a digital sharing economy here

[ruinedchildhood]

[wallespider]

unmute this you won’t regret it

[luckypeach]

[queen-neyde]

[taplaos]

Well? I am waiting for an answer. 

✿ Commissions info ✿  Twitter

[taekenbysurprise]

the wendy’s twitter is on fire today

[shymagnolia]

A COUPLE OF FACTS

Hawaiian pizza is not a thing that most people like in Hawaii (I personally think it’s fuckin disgusting)

Pineapples are South American (possibly Brazillian) not Hawaiian

Wearing a “Hawaiian” shirt to a party does not automatically make it a luau nor does it make you Hawaiian

There is a difference between “Hawaiian” shirts and Aloha shirts

Authentic Hawaiian lei are made out of actual flowers and not that fucking neon plastic shit you haoles keep wearing

Hawaiian is an actual race, therefore not all people from Hawaii are Hawaiian.

Hula is a fucking hard thing to master. Just because it looks pretty doesn’t mean it’s easy.

Hawaii is an illegally overthrown country that had it’s sovereignty violently ripped away from it in 1893 when our queen was held captive in her own home.

There is so much more to Hawaiian culture than this stupid neon beach party pineapple grass skirt tiki bullshit that you all keep spreading around. 

Please stop.

[z-angseth]

Genuine question, what is the difference between “Hawaiian” and Aloha shirts?

[shymagnolia]

Hawaiian Shirts: Gaudy, brightly colored, made on the mainland (usually), usually the pattern seems choppy in the front (idk how to describe it), contains items that aren’t native to Hawaii (pin-up’s or birds that aren’t indigenous, or pineapples), usually made for people to wear as a joke, tacky

Aloha Shirts: Hawaii made, floral/leafy design, usually not brightly colored (definitely not neon), worn for special occasions like weddings/luau/church (mostly the last one), a good aloha shirt is really soft, Hilo Hattie is the literal best

[misskale]

I love the bottom one that’s cream and green. 

Note on the Hawaiian pizza, it was created in Canada in a town that’s only about 3 hours from Toronto.

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[maybelline]

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

2017 better be nice to my mom

[idoartisticnudes]

Truth