so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways
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so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways
lil tag game 'cause i was bored earlier and i'll make any excuse to gif my faves 🤭
(MY) TOP THREE GLS OF 2026 SO FAR:
ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS
LOVE BEYOND DREAMS
HEART CODE
not very hard to choose, seeing as all three of these have completely blown me away. we'll see if they remain in their spots by the end of the year 🤭 (i'm sure they will, i'll just squeeze in moonshadow in there as well)
no pressure tagging some lovelies: @khaoala, @gl-saveme, @glgifs, @heart-eyes-motheracker, @commander0fmyheart, @mopobroadway, @girlslovegl, @purpleguitar and anyone else who wants to do this
horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.
Do y'all have any favorite card games?
I know this is the jaded post-irony website and we all wanna be funny, but I am genuinely asking. Please, tell me about a good memory you have with some loved ones and a stack of standard playing cards.
when someone dislikes an acclaimed movie i love: you just enjoy being a contrarian
when i dislike an acclaimed movie: i'm the only one who can see the truth
Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.
Pressed to the pulse point💙💛
Spock’s captainly devotion can now be immortalized forever in your home as a mini print !!
go my ponyfication beam 💥💥
#scotty: had it not been for the laws of this ship id have fed you to the engines (via @haraam)
a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.
MEGAN THEE STALLION via Instagram | July 20, 2026
HUDSON WILLIAMS as TJ All I Need for Christmas (2024) dir. David I. Strasser
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i'll be forreal with you and please don't shoot me for this but i think the reason kissing between shane and ilya look so good and believable is because connor and hudson like kissing each other