GET THE FUCKING SALT

(( An ask/role-play blog for Fanpro 0194 and 0201! )) --- Exo (0201) used to be an aspiring-- and damn talented-- idol. After he got the bad end of a bargain and lost everything, he sold his soul to the Devil in exchange for a shot at revenge. He is now travels across the Outskirts of The City, working as an exorcist. 0194 is the ghost of a young woman, whose goal is to move on to the next world. But without knowing how she died, or who killed her, she remains chained to the mortal world. After finding her spirit in a church, Exo let her travel with him until they discover the truth behind her death.

[idolexorcistguy]

(( PARODY OF THIS PAGE FROM THE SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN MANGA *LAUGHS* ))

[idolexorcistguy]

201 ARE YOU THE EXTREME GAY

0201 [ GET THE FUCK OUT ]

[ask-kumagang]

[0013] WALKS ACROSS THE ROOM

[0013] PICKS UP THE ENTIRE COAT HANGER

[0013] WALKS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ROOM BACK TO 0201 AND SETS IT DOWN THERE

[0013] VERY AWKWARDLY GESTURES TO THE COAT HANGER’S EXISTENCE

0013: … Here.

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 Uh... Thank you.

0201 *LOOKS AT 0013 FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN STARES AT THE HANGER BEFORE STARTING TO UNBUTTON HIS COAT*

0201 *SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT IF HE TAKES HIS JACKET OFF HIS DIDDLESTICK WILL BE NOTICEABLE (good job exo)*

0201 ...

0201 *TAKES OFF THE JACKET EXTREMELY FAST, HANGS IT, AND PUTS IT ON HIS LAP*

0201 So, uh... *COUGHS* How... are you?

0201 [WOW THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD WHY DID I EVEN AGREE TO THAT???]

[idolexorcistguy]

*extremely heterosexual noises*

[idolexorcistguy]

0194 *:･ﾟ✧ Laine hasn't gotten back from delivering that bottle(?) to the Satanist yet *:･ﾟ✧ It has been quite a while, though... *:･ﾟ✧ At this rate, dinner will get cold! And I'm not even finished cooking it! ~ *:･ﾟ✧

30 MINUTES LATER...

0194 .*:･ﾟ✧  ... Perhaps it would have been wise to know where I was going before I left... *:･ﾟ✧ 

(( A ghost is lost in a shoddy area of The City! Can anyone help her? Can anyone see her for that matter...? ))

[idolexorcistguy]

Meanwhile, in Exo's Brain... (tw: swearing a lot)

0201 [OHHH, GEE, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! I WONDER IF Ỳ̷̰̤͇̭̾̍͘Ǫ̴̥̥̭̍͂̌̋U̷͇̜̱̮̔͂͛̉'̷̧͉̯̭̿̑̑̕D̴̡̮̼̉̊̚͠ͅ MAKE CUTE NOISES AS I RAM A FUCKING CRUCIFIX THROUGH YOUR S̴̹̭͙͐̑̽̏ͅH̷̛̫̘̱̰̒̎̒Ḭ̷̻̪̜̈́͒͝T̵̞̫͍͑̅̔͐͜T̶͉̰̞͎̃̿̈́͊Ÿ̴̛̼̮͍͔́̉̈ ̸̡̖̥̣̌̾̋̋Ǵ̶͇͕̳̱̈́̅́Ŗ̴͖̭̰̈́͂͒͋A̶͎̩̗̜͂̄̅͌Y̶̬̗͚̥͋̃͒͘ ̴̨̛͕͉̀̉͜͝Ã̴͚͍͔̼͑͆̂S̸̡̛̖͉̟̐͊͘S̷͈̳͕̮̉̈́̇̐ UNTIL Ṫ̵̨̡̳͆̈́͒ͅḨ̴̲͎͇͋̍͒͘E̵͉̞͉̭͋͆̀͐ ̴̤͔̜̀̂͌͝ͅO̸̳̭̯͉͛̈́͗͋Ņ̴͖̲̥͊̈͊͘L̴̯̖̝̻̾̉̒̈́Y̵̥̻̲̩͊̿͋̀ ̶̛͓͚̘̠̃̑͒T̶̛̰̪̫̥͂̂͝H̶͔̳͇̖̏͛͆̕I̴̤̲̘͍͋̑͆͝Ṋ̶̛̟̗̖̓̓̚G̸̺̱̩͍̋̽̕͝ ̷̦̹͙̺̃̈́͋̚Y̸͓͇̲̮̅͗́̚Ọ̷̣̤̫̎͌͛̅U̴͕͔͚̩̍̋̓̃ ̵̞̮͉̲͋̿̔͝Ċ̷͔̤̰͖̎̋̀À̴̡̟̱̙̆̇̃N̷̲̭̘͈̾̎̀̇ ̷̱͖̜̇̂̊͋͜T̸̻͈̫̭͂͘͝͝Ã̶͉̯̞̘̑̑́S̸̲̥͍͉̃͒͘̕T̴̺͎̫̝̀͋̈́̎Ē̴̛̪̝͉̈́̃ͅ IS BLOOD AND FECES, I REALLY FUCKING WONDER.]

(( exo stop, that's distasteful! ))

[idolexorcistguy]

--

0201 You uh„, you have a nice house. *HOW SMOOTH.*

[ask-kumagang]

0013: I- Thank you. You’re free to come over whenever you’d like.

[0013] #WOW YOU’RE RIGHT #I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE BUT IT’S POSSIBLE

0013: Do you want me to help you take your clothes offI MEAN UH, since you seem to be overheating there? I erm- Have a coathanger, and extra short sleeved clothes- Alright this is coming out much, much weirder than it was supposed to—

0013:  … Ignore everything I just said.

[0013’s] eyebrows furrow slightly, as if in deep thought.

0013: Hmm…

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 Wha-- really?

0201 *LOOKS DOWN IN A FLUSTERED MANNER, RUBBING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AGAIN* Uh, thanks... I-I guess I didn't see that one coming, haha,,,

0201 I, UH-- WHAT--

0201 [DID HE JUST ASK TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF] [whAT THE FUCK? CAN HE FUCKIGN READ MY MIND OR AM I THAT OBVIOUS] [haha greaaat pickup line fail though buddy that was actually really cute-- nO WHAT AM I THINKING] [OKAY IDOLAS CALM THE FUCK DOWN you're not gonna have sex with him this wa-- fffFFFFFUUCK]

0201 *MENTALLY SCREAMING REALLY LOUD*

0201 [NO YOU ARE NOT GONNA LET THIS FUCKER TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS--]

0201 [yes that seems like a great idea, thank you very much strange gray spirit]

0201 Pfffhaha, it's fine-- Y'know, it actually is kinda hot in here. Uh, thanks for offering... A hanger would be greatly appreciated. 

0201 [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT???!?!??!]

[alittlefoxxy]

you can see where i got lazy but i kindasorta tried??

[idolexorcistguy]

(( AAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU FOXXYYYY THIS LOOKS SO GOOD THOUGH ))

[ooc0101]

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[idolexorcistguy]

(( NOISES ))

[idolexorcistguy]

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0201 You lost? Hmm„, *LOOKS AROUND, THEN AT HIS WATCH* I guess I could help you find whatever you’re looking for, if you want? I’ve got time. You know what the place looks like? 

[ask-kumagang]

0115: “yes <3 thank you! it’s the greenhouse, at the outskirts of the city… the one that’s usually closed off."

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 The greenhouse...?

0201 Oh, yeah, I know where it is. *HE EXORCISED AN DEMON RIGHT OUTSIDE JUST LAST WEEK* Man, that place is kinda creepy, huh? I like your taste. *APPROVING SMILE*

0201 Well, alright, I guess I'll stop talking and lead you there now?

[askfanpro0064]

[Slowly looks up at him for a moment before looking back down too his jacket she - still was claiming at the moment.] i-i-it’s very comfortable. Thank you…. Would - would you care for some ice cream?

[ask68-deactivated20140714]

Huh…? is that 64? Why is she here- and dressed like that?? …and with that suspicious guy? …maybe I should go help her. 

…

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 *SIGHS AND LEANS DOWN NEXT TO 64* 

0201 Pshh, don't mention it. You can keep it. *BLINKS* Ice cream, huh? What flavour?

0201 And hey, are you alright? You were kinda crying just now, so I'm guessing you're still lost...?

0201 [obviously.] [...huh?] [someone else's soul--]

0201 [who the fuck] [...he doesn't look very threatening]

0201 *DISCREETLY SCOOTS CLOSER TO 64 TO WHISPER* Hey, um, you know that guy? *GESTURES TOWARD 68 WITH HIS HEAD*

[idolexorcistguy]

--

[ask-kumagang]

[0013] #O HMY G OD WAH T I SGO IN G ON WI THMY LIFE RIGHT NOW #W H A T

0013: … I… Alright… I wasn’t planning on doing much “Satanic shit", anyway.

[0013] #WH AT KIND OF NOISE S ARE YOU MAK ING ARE YOU OKAY YOU SOU ND LIKE YOU ‘RE ABOUT TO IMPLODe

[0013] VERY VERY AWKWARDLY SHIMMIES TO THE SIDE, ALLOWING 201 TO PASS THROUGH THE DOOR

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 W-well, I guess I'll have to... trust your word on that. *HUFFS IN A TSUNDERE WAY BEFORE SHRUGGING AND AWKWARDLY SCOOTING THROUGH THE DOOR, PULLING HIS JACKET OVER HIS CROTCH AREA SUBTLY*

0201 [wow it's surprisingly nice in here] [i thought there were gonna be like fuckin--]

0201 *THERE IS A SHELF FULL OF SATANIC OBJECTS AND BOTTLES OF THINGS*

0201 [there it is] [squints] [MENTALLY SIGHS he doesn't seem like he's trying to kill me but you can never be too jesus christ he needs to get me out of these fucking clothes whAT NO I need to get me out of my own clothes]

0201 [wh Y]

0201 ...

0201 You uh,,, you have a nice house. *HOW SMOOTH.*

[idolexorcistguy]

--

0201 Uh, anyway, what do you need help with? *LEANS DOWN AWKWARDLY*

[ask-kumagang]

[0115] doesn’t seem to respond with her voice, but she quickly goes to work erasing her previous words in order to replace them with new ones.

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 *NOTICES THE GIRL'S INABILITY TO TALK(?) AND WONDERS WHAT HAPPENED, THOUGH DOESN'T WANT TO ASK BECAUSE IT MIGHT MAKE HER UNCOMFORTABLE*

0201 Oh, well good afternoon One-Fifteen! I'm Laine...

0201 You lost? Hmm,,, *LOOKS AROUND, THEN AT HIS WATCH* I guess I could help you find whatever you're looking for, if you want? I've got time. You know what the place looks like? 

[ooc-mosquii-blog]

AH YES

BISHOUNEN HAIRFLIP

[idolexorcistguy]

(( I AM SO DON E W U MO SSI ))

[idolexorcistguy]

--

[ask-kumagang]

0013: Yes, I’m alright. Thank you for t-the, erm, concern…!

[0013] #WHY #WHY IS THIS HAPPENING #I DON’T USUALLY THINK OF STUFF LIKE THIS #UM #WHA T #W HAA AA A AT

0013: …

0013: I— Would you like to come inside? Maybe? I mean„ you— To, to be honest, I don’t often get v-visitors. And it must’ve taken you awhile to get here.

[idolexorcistguy]

0201 O-oh, uh, good to hear! Haha. D-don't mention it.

0201 W-wait what-- Go inside? I, uh-- I actually think, y'know um,,, I should,,, g...o...? *SO NOTHING AWKWARD HAPPENS. (TEEHEE.)*

0201 [wh AT THE H ELL WHY ARE YOU INV ITING ME INTO YOUR HOUSE] [IS THIS SOME SORT OF CRUEL JOKE] [oh my go d i need to-- ]

0201 [ !!! ]

0201 ... Well actually, if y-you're okay with letting me in I guess I can stay for like, a little? B-but if you even try to pull some freaky satanic shit I'm gonna fffffuck--ing-- *TSUNDERE NOISES*

[idolexorcistguy]

Meanwhile, in Exo's Brain...

0201 [wow]

0201 [it sure is hard to talk to people tonight]

0201 [*EXTREMELY SARCASTIC MENTAL LAUGHTER*]

0201 [...jesus christ i am just not having a good day]

[idolexorcistguy]

Eyebrow wiggle

0201 [No.]