#exoreplies

[stonerklown]

EXO

my bias order:

Kyungsoo

Sehun

Luhan

Jongin

Baekhyun

Xiumin

Chen

Chanyeol

Tao

Lay

Kris

Suho

my current favourite song by them: Uhmmm, Growl or Heart Attack

member I want to be best friends with: Chen or Xiumin

member I’d want as my sibling: Lay 

who I like to pair any of the members with (romantically or otherwise): I ship so many, but Kaisoo and Xiuhan the most ugh

if I own any albums of theirs (if so, pictures): I own both Miracles in December ^^

if I have any posters of them (if so, pictures): One MID poster 

[idolexorcistguy]

Meanwhile, in Exo's Brain... (tw: swearing a lot)

0201 [OHHH, GEE, I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! I WONDER IF Ỳ̷̰̤͇̭̾̍͘Ǫ̴̥̥̭̍͂̌̋U̷͇̜̱̮̔͂͛̉'̷̧͉̯̭̿̑̑̕D̴̡̮̼̉̊̚͠ͅ MAKE CUTE NOISES AS I RAM A FUCKING CRUCIFIX THROUGH YOUR S̴̹̭͙͐̑̽̏ͅH̷̛̫̘̱̰̒̎̒Ḭ̷̻̪̜̈́͒͝T̵̞̫͍͑̅̔͐͜T̶͉̰̞͎̃̿̈́͊Ÿ̴̛̼̮͍͔́̉̈ ̸̡̖̥̣̌̾̋̋Ǵ̶͇͕̳̱̈́̅́Ŗ̴͖̭̰̈́͂͒͋A̶͎̩̗̜͂̄̅͌Y̶̬̗͚̥͋̃͒͘ ̴̨̛͕͉̀̉͜͝Ã̴͚͍͔̼͑͆̂S̸̡̛̖͉̟̐͊͘S̷͈̳͕̮̉̈́̇̐ UNTIL Ṫ̵̨̡̳͆̈́͒ͅḨ̴̲͎͇͋̍͒͘E̵͉̞͉̭͋͆̀͐ ̴̤͔̜̀̂͌͝ͅO̸̳̭̯͉͛̈́͗͋Ņ̴͖̲̥͊̈͊͘L̴̯̖̝̻̾̉̒̈́Y̵̥̻̲̩͊̿͋̀ ̶̛͓͚̘̠̃̑͒T̶̛̰̪̫̥͂̂͝H̶͔̳͇̖̏͛͆̕I̴̤̲̘͍͋̑͆͝Ṋ̶̛̟̗̖̓̓̚G̸̺̱̩͍̋̽̕͝ ̷̦̹͙̺̃̈́͋̚Y̸͓͇̲̮̅͗́̚Ọ̷̣̤̫̎͌͛̅U̴͕͔͚̩̍̋̓̃ ̵̞̮͉̲͋̿̔͝Ċ̷͔̤̰͖̎̋̀À̴̡̟̱̙̆̇̃N̷̲̭̘͈̾̎̀̇ ̷̱͖̜̇̂̊͋͜T̸̻͈̫̭͂͘͝͝Ã̶͉̯̞̘̑̑́S̸̲̥͍͉̃͒͘̕T̴̺͎̫̝̀͋̈́̎Ē̴̛̪̝͉̈́̃ͅ IS BLOOD AND FECES, I REALLY FUCKING WONDER.]

(( exo stop, that's distasteful! ))

[idolexorcistguy]

-may it be asked- -how the character of the blog- -askthevoidborn0147- -is thought of- -simply out of curiosity of course- -nothing more-

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0201 *SHRUGS* I've never met them, but they look really cool? I've always liked how outer space looked.

not my type | alright | cute! | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0194 I agree with Laine here~ It is hard for me to judge someone when I have never met them! Though I might add that her clothes look lovely!

[idolexorcistguy]

103 --sincerely i swear i'm not icy

0201 Who is 103—

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0201 … *NO COMMENT*

0201 … Christ, someone turn the AC on.

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0194 Ahhh… He is very handsome… I am not sure we would share the same interests, however…

[idolexorcistguy]

Aed

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0201 *SCRACTHES HEAD* Well, I can't deny that he looks attractive...?

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0194 *BLUSHES* I may have a bit of an infatuation for that man, ah... Perhaps I can speak with him someday! Hopefully he is benevolent... 

[idolexorcistguy]

DANIEL ))

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0201 Yeah, he is pretty cute... *NODS* Not that I'm implying anything. I'm straight, ahaha,,, *WHAT A BLATANT LIE*

not my type | alright | cute | adorable | hot | sexy | LORD MERCY

0194 I think he is very attractive!! It's a shame I will most likely not get the chance to talk to him... *SIGHS*

[idolexorcistguy]

I will cover you with love when next I see you, with caresses, with ecstasy. I want to gorge you with all the joys of the flesh, so that you faint and die. I want you to be amazed by me, and to confess to yourself that you had never even dreamed of such transports.... When you are old, I want you to recall those few hours, I want your dry bones to quiver with joy when you think of them. ~Gustave Flaubert

0201 I'm sorry...?

0194 H-how romantic!!

[idolexorcistguy]

YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION TO MAGICAL GIRL ANIMES WHICH IS PROVING ITSELF TO BE DETRIMENTAL TO YOUR SOCIAL LIFE

0201 Oh wow, you caught me! Of course I'm not really an exorcist, I'm just an otaku who thinks they are! It looks like my secret is out everyone!!

0201 *SIGHS* Nah, I apologise for the sarcasm, but your assumption is wrong. I don't even have a TV.