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biowareproblems

People in Kirkwall at the end of every act in Dragon Age 2

incognitopolls

What category was the worst physical pain you've ever personally felt?

A broken bone

A sprain or ligament/muscle/tendon tear

Nerve pain or idiopathic pain (pain with no clear cause)

Headache or migraine

Menstrual pain, childbirth, or other reproductive pain

Animal bite, sting, scratch, etc

Gastrointestinal pain

A burn

A wound (surgery, cut, impalement, bullet, etc)

Another type of injury

Another type of illness (chronic or acute)

Something else

Voting ended onSep 22, 2024

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zygodactylus

Yall have never encountered the horror of a Dislocated Knee and it shows

#Ruptured ovarian cyst #Though I suppose that will likely update in 4 months #Hopefully childbirth is as smooth for me as it was for my sister and mom 🤞🤞

emmavakarian-theirin

in honour of the original video turning a year old, may i present:

the witcher but with britney spears music (now with sound effects) (originally inspired by @paper-records)

#Remember when the first season came out and it was awesome #I watched it twice through #Man I wish it had stayed good #This is awesome though

attractthecrows

let it also be said that I love the Mahariel + Lavellan worldstate. It's so haunted. You are Dalish, you are not a part of human culture, but by happenstance you're dragged into it and to the forefront of hell to save a world that hates and fears your people. You have no choice. You can never return to your home, to the familiar, to anything you've ever known. You will be an echo; Mahariel echoing Garahel, Lavellan echoing Mahariel. You're so proud of your Dalish heritage, but your identity doesn't matter at all. Doomed to be a martyr for a people that do not respect you and cannot understand you, while your clan mourns, lamenting that they cannot bury you, no life-tree to stand as your memory. You're a hero. You're already dead. You died the moment you left your clan.

#Not to mention finding out how hostory erased that Ameridan was Dalish and wondering to themselves #Will I too be erased by the hands of human historians?

itisiives

hellmo

laindtts-bazaar

@deputyash ♥

mousemilf-deactivated20250508

tbh any time ive had middle aged adults condescend to me like im super naive its because their lives are shit and they assume thats gonna happen to me too and i need to wise up or whatever. maybe theyre resentful. it doesnt work on me anymore because ive known too many 50 year olds with fun lives who dont do that.

mousemilf-deactivated20250508

me: after work im gonna go to a show but i think i wanna see if i can find a cute outfit for it at a thrift shop :-)

weird hag who hates her job and her kids: heh, someday youll learn that in the real adult world you cant just have fun all the time. listen kid, you gotta step up and be responsible someday...

normal 50 year old: that sounds fun can i come

swordbisexual

God I love Dragon Age 2. You live in crime city. Your found family is bisexual and hates each other. There are no good endings. Game of all time and I’ve only just started act two.

throwbackblr

eurodynamic

LUCANIS DELLAMORTE Dragon Age: The Veilguard Combat Part 1: Prepare for Battle

#Uh oh #The eyebrow #Staaaawp #Lucanis Dellamorte

flmeth

She was the best of them. She cared for her people. She protected them.

emmamills

#I am ABSOLUTELY convinced that the reason that she isn’t as derogatory about the dalish #as the other two #is that she lived the intervening centuries #she saw how much was stolen from them #how much the loss of their culture and their magic–however flawed it was–damaged them #and how far they climbed back #with nothing but their will and their hands and their stories to do it with #she didn’t wake to a degraded people #she saw a living people not only surviving but striving for more (via)

lizardsfromspace

People who grew up with phones may wonder what people did to pass the time in bathrooms before they could idly scroll. Once upon a time there were books in bathrooms. There was an entire genre of book designed to be read exclusively while shitting. Always the same books, no matter what bathroom or whose house. They were as follows:

An book of unusual facts, titled something like Uncle Al's Craptime Reader; about half of the facts are adjacent to being true

At least one book by Dave Barry; in the last era of the bathroom book, replace this with a Dilbert collection

Baseball almanacs

A slim, ancient volume of uncertain origin, whose title promises "101 FUNNIEST ETHNIC JOKES (updated with the latest Polish jokes for '63)!"

lew-basnight

Readers Digest was designed to be kept in bathrooms. You got a new one every month with a bunch of shortened articles from other publications, stories that would rightfully be called clickbait today. Plus pages of non-offensive jokes collected by type (Humor in Uniform, Life in These United States, some other ones) And while the editorial staff would never be caught making a scatological joke, the title “Readers Digest” was pretty obvious

dduane

They paid pretty well, too. One writer of my acquaintance got his highest per-word rate ever ($10 per word!) for the "Quotable Quotes" entry, "Too bad common sense isn't."

#Readers' Digest was what I read at my grandparents #At home it was the back of whatever products were within reach #Soap shampoo nail polish deodorant #You did what you had to do 😂

biowareproblems

Me on Halloween the second Dragon Age: The Veilguard is installed and ready to play

listen-to-the-inner-walrus

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

dandelioncasey

Well I've only heard of two so you're doing better than I am!

listen-to-the-inner-walrus

I'm curious now since tumblr.com is home to such a specific audience and the list seems to be full of TikTokers and Instagramers. Is Instagramers the word?

Out of Rolling Stone's 25 Most Influential Creators of 2024,

how many names do you recognise?

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20-24

All 25

Voting ended onSep 4, 2024

reblog for a bigger sample size and also please tell me who, if any, you recognise?

#I've heard of Theo Von #I've watched Rhett and Link #And I've been in the room when my nephews watched MrBeast #Everyone else is completely unknown to me #But Rhett and Link have been around forever #I would be more surprised if someone said they hadn't heard of them if they had spent any significant amount of time on the internet