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I have no idea what I'm doing. (she/her|1988)

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Spending my money on the important things.

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that feel when you dry your hair and put those clean jammies on after a long day.

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you know I never had strong opinions about the existence of corn chowder, but I just made some because why not, and it is FUCKEN DELICIOUS. WHAT.

It's just corn and stock and potatoes an' shit! how did it get so creamy and tasty?? incredible.

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Done gavve myself big fuck-off bitch nails. Looks hella fancy but SO impractical.

good luck my ability to hyold a pen/type properly/touch my own face without bliinding myself

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Finally, after all that, it's out!❤️

Incursion is a short (free!) yandere-themed adult erotic otome romance visual novel about spending the night getting to know your really really friendly uninvited houseguest. 

This is a yandere/ dubcon/ home invasion themed adult visual novel. If you're under 18, please don't play!❤️

❤️FEATURES INCLUDE❤️

🖤Around ~1.5-3h play time (~35k wordcount across all routes)

🖤40 unique CGs

🖤Customisable protagonist- choose name, pronouns, chest and genitals, with the option not to specify. Protagonist will appear in CGs as a grey "y/n" style character.

🖤3 endings, meaningful choices. 

🖤Optional NSFW scenes

🖤1 big bad yandere home invader who really really wants to be friends!

Download free for windows, mac & linux or play in browser❤️

To view content warnings please click the link below. This game includes some fetishism and dark themes that may be disturbing to some players, most prominently heavy dubcon, yandere and home invasion themes.

Detailed CW list for Incursion

Spend a cosy night with a really really friendly unexpected houseguest. A browser game made in HTML5

This is my first time making an adult visual novel, so please don't be shy with the feedback- it helps a ton! After all, we all start somewhere!❤️

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Now my new kitchen's almost done I can get back to doing what I do best... eating way too many carbs.

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Things I still miss years after going vegetarian:

Corned beef (the gross tinned kind), fried liver, tinned spam and tinned ham.

No one's ever gonna make meat-free versions of these. No one's going to research how to make shitty tinned mushbeef. They're not going to have the lab cook up some congealed gooey ham. They'll never recreate the pop of juicy rare liver.

I miss them still and will miss them until I die.

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What if we took a samosa.................................... and made it a fish shape.

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good news everyone my mont blancs were eaten voraciously

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Reblogging to remember this dessert exists and to make it when my new kitchen is complete.

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Not sure why I brain-blanked and thought chilli crisp oil was a relish, but I regret scooping it up with a cracker...

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Things that seem like they'll be fun but will IMMEDIATELY become a problem:

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I wonder if that kid still likes turtles.

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Whose bright fucking idea was it to sell bikini bottoms and tops separately?

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EVERYBODY PAY ATTENTION TO MY CAT.

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If I buy you a cup for Christmas and you break it in June, come back to me and I'll replace it. If you break it four years from now, come back to me and I'll replace it!

I didn't buy you a single cup, I bought you a cup FOR LIFE.

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Are the makers of Power Wash Simulator getting paid by the plot twist?? I haven't been this shocked by a game since KotOR.

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begging underwear manufacturers to stop putting sheer lace panels in the sides of knickers so my BITCH NAILS CAN'T SHRED THEM. I'm losING MONEY.