I would have my secretary do it, but she's dead

you people tell me I'm good with people which is strange because I'd never heard that before

[idonthaveacontract]

oh my god you hate pete campbell? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite his mom

[johntorrington]

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

the mad men pilot existed in the same time anomaly as gilmore girls before school

[idonthaveacontract]

I kind of understand why he cut off his nipple

[idonthaveacontract]

two people who are barely hanging on

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

I think when I'm right about something I'm right

[idonthaveacontract]

daily reminder that pretty much every single nice looking scene in mad men would have reeked of inescapable cigarette smoke

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

you "don't like mad men" but I know you didn't even make it to episode 4 because how can you see I have good ideas in fact I used to carry around a notebook and a pen just to keep track. Direct marketing. I thought of that turned out it already existed but I arrived at it independently and then I come to this place and you people tell me I'm good with people WHICH IS STRANGE BECAUSE I'D NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE!!!

and "not like mad men"

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

fellas is it gay to sit like this and stare longingly at old pictures of your boss

[idonthaveacontract]

[idonthaveacontract]

If you claim to love wet little meow meows or whatever and you don't support this man you're a poseur. you're using the concept for clout but you're not actually willing to bring in their king from the rain. look in the mirror and face it. you don't actually like pathetic questionable dubious guys

[idonthaveacontract]

an episode of mad men where they can't leave the office until they think of a new household name insurance company mascot

[idonthaveacontract]

"Don, come home. Don't you want to work on Jake from State Farm?"

[idonthaveacontract]

me: maybe janie bryant will post some new mad men polaroids soon

janie bryant:

[idonthaveacontract]

hey I have something to say to men who idolize don draper as a sort of god-like alpha male who brought back swag. He did not wear hats inside