Madara: *gently taps table*
Tobirama: *taps back*
Izuna: What are they doing?
Hashirama: Morse code.
Madara: *aggressively taps table*
Tobirama: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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Madara: *gently taps table*
Tobirama: *taps back*
Izuna: What are they doing?
Hashirama: Morse code.
Madara: *aggressively taps table*
Tobirama: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Let the marine biologist watch his documentary!
You ever go to sleep and remember Star Platinum just screaming for no fucking reason after beating up a blind man
boys night out
Jotaro might not be very expressive but Star Platinum sure is. Look at the absolute joy on his face before unleashing his Ora's. He's super pumped!
When Hanzo finally shows u his third dragon
put that mangekyou away sasukeÂ
Hashirama: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Madara: I'm a fucking kunai.
Tobirama, from across the room: He's a little spoon.
Izuna: You know aniki, you should finally find the guts to ask Tobirama out. Madara: You think? Izuna: Absolutely. He likes you back, he won’t say no. Madara: Alright. I’ll march straight up to him and ask him. Izuna: You do that! I believe in you! Madara: Hey, Senju! Tobirama: What? Madara: You know that losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice? Tobirama: … Izuna: ??? Tobirama: Beg your pardon? Madara: Well, you would make a pretty sacrifice. Izuna: Brother, no… Tobirama: Seriously Uchiha, what the fuck? Madara: I was just thinking I would help you out to lower the danger, you know. Tobirama: Come again? Izuna: *backing away* Madara: Wanna bang? Izuna: Why isn’t the idiot running already? Tobirama: Sure, let’s go. Izuna: What the fuck did just happen.
Sometimes I have really idiotic ideas. I’d write it as a short story but I’m too lazy.
Madara in the anime:Â
In fan fiction:
Obito: Google, how do i get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Obito:
Obito: Bing, how do I-
Throwback to when my humor wasn’t as dry as it is now
Neji would have made the best uncle, hands down.
I believe that it’s a canon but noone talk about this