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Madara: *gently taps table*

Tobirama: *taps back*

Izuna: What are they doing?

Hashirama: Morse code.

Madara: *aggressively taps table*

Tobirama: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Let the marine biologist watch his documentary!

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You ever go to sleep and remember Star Platinum just screaming for no fucking reason after beating up a blind man

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boys night out

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Jotaro might not be very expressive but Star Platinum sure is. Look at the absolute joy on his face before unleashing his Ora's. He's super pumped!

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When Hanzo finally shows u his third dragon

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put that mangekyou away sasuke

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Hashirama: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Madara: I'm a fucking kunai.

Tobirama, from across the room: He's a little spoon.

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Izuna: You know aniki, you should finally find the guts to ask Tobirama out. Madara: You think? Izuna: Absolutely. He likes you back, he won’t say no. Madara: Alright. I’ll march straight up to him and ask him. Izuna: You do that! I believe in you! Madara: Hey, Senju! Tobirama: What? Madara: You know that losing your virginity greatly reduces the odds of being a human sacrifice? Tobirama: … Izuna: ??? Tobirama: Beg your pardon? Madara: Well, you would make a pretty sacrifice. Izuna: Brother, no… Tobirama: Seriously Uchiha, what the fuck? Madara: I was just thinking I would help you out to lower the danger, you know. Tobirama: Come again? Izuna: *backing away* Madara: Wanna bang? Izuna: Why isn’t the idiot running already? Tobirama: Sure, let’s go. Izuna: What the fuck did just happen.

Sometimes I have really idiotic ideas. I’d write it as a short story but I’m too lazy.