JOJO-LICIOUS

May the Aztec Fitness Gods bless this blog with swole JoJokes and all the gains ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ Wheymen.

[kishibe]

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋

[marion-the-storyteller]

I’m fucking deceased 😂

[depsidase]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

I thought this was some weird jesus fic

[n-yks]

The original agrarian thot

[unusuallyfancy]

is that a jojo

[jojo-licious]

Yes. Jesus was the original JoJo.

[porunareff]

APRIL 4TH IS JONATHAN’S BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday to a very good, very beefy boy!

[verynicecaesarino]

[swallowing-scrap-metal]

It’s crazy that somehow Netflix managed to give SBR an even worse release schedule than Stone Ocean. They didn’t even give us a date for when the second stage is releasing, just that it is going to be this year.

[letstalkjjba-deactivated2017062]

Any Joestar ever: -exists-

Dio: -does 3 perfect twirls across his imported hardwood floor in his gold embroidered, furry slippers while opera crescendos in the background, falling dramatically into his California king size bed covered in high end luxury blankets and red satin sheets, screaming pitifully and clutching his chest with a perfectly manicured hand while tears stream down his face- GOD! WHY IS EVERYONE PICKING ON ME?!

[terminallydepraved]

LET DIO LIVE MARZ

[the-ladynightingale]

Dio wrote the book on extra.

[jojo-licious]

This is why Dio takes personal offense when someone soils his crisp white 100% Egyptian cotton curtains

[jojo-licious]

lol sorry for the spam over the last couple days - I’ve been in the mood for jojo memes and you’ve got so many great ones!!

Don't be, that's why this blog exists! The memes are initially how I was drawn into the JJBA universe. Memes and coming across a clip of that scene with the magnets in SDC :)

[jojo-licious]

"I'm coming in for a hug!"

[submissiverose]

Dunno if this has been done yet.

Keep reading

[jojo-licious]

Koichi belongs with the nerds, but the punks won’t allow it.

[flamefluxart]

My name is Yoshikage Kira, I'm 33 years old...

Even though I'm ambivalent about him, I really like him as an antagonist

[flamefluxart]

When I saw Kars in his coat and hat, it was just...wow. I didn't think anything could make him more epic, but nevertheless...

[nitrousoxide90]

Hot take: its bullshit that they said jotaro’s mom is too weak to handle a stand when she puts up with a teenage son who calls her bitch on the reg

[jojo-licious]

[nicolas-chocolat-deactivated201]

[gravewithinagravewithinagra-blog]

see like this goofy stuff like………………wyd

[5u573n4nc3]

this is what actual fuckin cops be like irl…………………..  tha cop sayin “i do what i feel like, moron!”  also i jus watched that episode today an tha cops were beating up a little black boy in it……..

[sappling]

jojo makin social commentary

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

“And don’t come back!”

[acreaturecalledgreed]

Gyro Zeppelli is genuinely one of the most powerful characters in all of anime/manga media b/c somehow his design is both incredibly attractive and incredibly, viscerally unappealing in the most “if i saw this man walking towards me i would cross the street” way imagineable, at the same time, to just about everyone

[quantumseahorse]

Just imagine this guy swaggering at you down the street

[rainbowdracula]

You forgot the most powerfully chaotic part of his design:

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

SIR ARE YOU FORGETTING THIS

THIS FUCKING MONSTROSITY

HE’S THE OPPOSITE OF THE “my eyes are up here” HE’D PROBABLY SAY “Johnny, my dick is down there” IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION

[jojo-licious]

He can go 0 to 100 real quick

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[jojo-licious]

The Wikipedia page for "List of Aztec Gods and Supernatural Beings" has been at an editing war with the JJBA fandom

JJBA fandom is quite something. Though let's be mindful of other cultures and religions!