I can't play guitar 😕

If there is hope, it lies in the proles

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

Hi I'm Chris I use he him pronouns. Folloq me for some ass tier shitposting 😋

I post about:

Queerness, transsexuality, crossdressing, punk rock

Superman

Aromanticism 😍

Fanfic/writing

Iron Lung & Project Hail Mary (I am sheep😔)

Whatever book I just finished

Diy and alternative subcultures

(list subject to change)

I make blinkies. I do have a blog for that @graphic--horde but I'm inactive. When it said asks were open it was a lie

Tags I use - "#diy 🔥" is for patch/battle jacket inspo. "Cool art" is for art inspo and "important" is anything I want to come back to later

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

I need lex luthor up my butt YESTERDAY

[xansheu]

choke on your faith

[idontknowhowtoplayguitar]

[sonofnjobu]

Nappy.co

[cantbaretoknowinnocence]

You know how long I've been looking for something like this!?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[naamahdarling]

In a single sentence, no less.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[saessenach]

A CENTURY AGO

[crabussy]

going to try a bold new technique called Unfollowing Blogs That Make Me Feel Bad paired with another novel method known as Following Blogs That Make Me Feel Good

[isuggestforcemasc]

good morning to tragedy fans, fat people, people with psychosis, neopronouns users, autistic people, people who can’t drive, trans people, men and mascs, and single dads. the rest of you go figure

[homophobla]

Saying "situationship" automatically "dooms you"

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

Sometimes I still think of him... My stretch pig...

[dilfdyke]

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

[mythtakens]

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

[bbzink]

Sour grapes 🍇

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[viohra]

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

[viohra]

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

[cassidyrld]

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked