DietSpam

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[dietspam16]

[dietspam16]

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[tetohina-deactivated20240718]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[eilooxara]

Hamsterdam

[hearteyedraccoon]

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[jungwildeandfree]

(mob boss voice) What's the matter? Ain't you never seen a skald before? This here guy composes verse to record our, like, magnificent deeds an' shit. (LOUDER) Ey Bragi! Gimme one of those fuckin eddas again!

[sandmandaddy69]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[dietspam16]

fuck i can feel this post altering my lexicon already

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[dietspam16]

we give anomalocaris a lot of love on here, and rightly so, but where is the love for opabinia?

five eyes. on stalks. a proboscis. with a mouth pincer thing on the end. legs. but they’re too small to use. swims instead. using flaps all along her body. spiked on her tail. what’s not to love.

look at this beautiful freak of nature.

[dietspam16]

you get it

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[dietspam16]

she erous on my pre until i post

[dietspam16]

happy to help 🫡

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

i should be allowed to forcibly vent steam like an overheating robot. why are we waiting around for sweat like some kind of homeostatic pile of ooze. i want to chug a cup of water blast it out of holes in my core and drop my temperature by ten degrees

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

ill settle for exhaling the steam in one great blast of course. im a reasonable woman

[nerdreamer]

[dietspam16]

*but for me not

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[ratfuck]

im honestly jealous of those iguanas that live on some tropical paradise beach and do nothing but fuck and bask in the sun

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[orteil42]

for the longest time i've fancied myself a citizen of the world and disregarded the impact of cultural backgrounds on the creative process. no longer. i believe the world needs a dwarf fortress-like made by a french person

[theceoofcatsinc]