DietSpam

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[dietspam16]

[dietspam16]

[dietspam16]

we give anomalocaris a lot of love on here, and rightly so, but where is the love for opabinia?

five eyes. on stalks. a proboscis. with a mouth pincer thing on the end. legs. but they’re too small to use. swims instead. using flaps all along her body. spiked on her tail. what’s not to love.

look at this beautiful freak of nature.

[dietspam16]

you get it

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[dietspam16]

she erous on my pre until i post

[dietspam16]

happy to help 🫡

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

i should be allowed to forcibly vent steam like an overheating robot. why are we waiting around for sweat like some kind of homeostatic pile of ooze. i want to chug a cup of water blast it out of holes in my core and drop my temperature by ten degrees

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

ill settle for exhaling the steam in one great blast of course. im a reasonable woman

[nerdreamer]

[dietspam16]

*but for me not

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[ratfuck]

im honestly jealous of those iguanas that live on some tropical paradise beach and do nothing but fuck and bask in the sun

[justgot1]

At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

[orteil42]

for the longest time i've fancied myself a citizen of the world and disregarded the impact of cultural backgrounds on the creative process. no longer. i believe the world needs a dwarf fortress-like made by a french person

[theceoofcatsinc]

[cad-comic]

[catasters]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[bad-comic-art]

submitted anonymously

[dietspam16]

[stealingpotatoes]

What is Lady NormalHats’ signature spell?

[longislandairpower]

[trupie]

[malaayna]

@thesummoningdark

hchdjdf

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[fleshdyke]

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

[richcrazydad]

Never!

[somecallmekay]

NOT EVEN IN DEATH