kris

she/her

[heavenly-starkov]

“I’m watching Shadow and Bone for the plot”

The Plot:

[idontlikekris]

dream after he opens reddit and sees the word “dreamsexual”

[idontlikekris]

[idontlikekris]

why am i still here

[idontlikekris]

this mf knew what he was doin and still did it

[idontlikekris]

i would also like to delete my eyes thankyou

[idontlikekris]

i dont know whether to laugh or sigh

[idontlikekris]

good day.

[idontlikekris]

i still cant believe tommy said this in his stream and i quote

“i cant believe you just banged me to death”

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*cough* thats what she said *cough*

[idontlikekris]

they cant let us rest can they?

[idontlikekris]

dream when he sees tommy’s new video:

[idontlikekris]

part 3 ig?

[idontlikekris]

okay nick.

[idontlikekris]

lmaoo what the fuck

[idontlikekris]

dono:i m painting a bop it for you

ranboo: why would you paint it for me tho? its cool but why for me? thats what i dont get people are like “oh i am doing this for you "like it has nothing to do with me its very interesting its like “oh i giving birth to a child because of you”

ranboo:*realizes*

ranboo: NO NO NO IGNORE WHAT I SAID NO NO NO

[idontlikekris]

i hate myself.

(yk what atleast ATLEAST it made me laugh tho)

[idontlikekris]

HERE IS ONE MORE AND ITS WAY TOO ACCURATE

(btw this is c!quackity and c!wilbur in current lore )