i dream of gina

My name is gina and I have crazy dreams.

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March 20th Dream

I’m wandering the offices of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.  It’s the last day of wrap and people are moving out, packing up set dressing, breaking down lighting grids, etc.  CSI: CYBER is taking over their offices.

A tour group comes through the space, sees a picture of Tina Fey hanging on the wall, and they think we’re making a show about Sarah Palin.  Jane Krakowski and her stand-in are in the hall with me and I try to tell them about the tour, but they walk right past, completely ignoring me.   

I keep bumping into Tina and begging her to work on the show next season, specifically in the writers room.  “I’ll bring you coffee 11 times a day!” I plead.  The next time I see her, I make her laugh.  The third time I see her she gives me a great big hug and it’s the best day ever.

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June 19th Dream

I'm riding a bus through Marrakesh, trying to make it to the airport in time to catch my flight.  We're literally squeezing through tight alleys and streets.  I can't remember having to go this route to the airport before.

We end up at Sea World, where the angry Orca whale sends killer cats after me.  I'm sharing a hotel room with Sager and I want her to help with the cats but I can't find her anywhere.

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June 16th Dream

The cast of the new Star Trek pulled up in a van outside of my house.  John Chu leaned out and asked me a question to which I replied:

"Oh, I can get him to turbo mode."

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January 27th Dream

I'm on a trip abroad and board a flight to go see a play.  Charlize Theron is on the plane and is drunk.  She insists we call her "Charls".  The seats of the plane are sideways.  We land and have to ski to get to the office.

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Sept 12th Dream

I had no ride home and was looking for one.  I start to pretend to walk home when I come upon a sad little two-car garage.  Suddenly Olivia Wilde is there with a conestoga wagon filled with magic tricks, gadgets, and weapons for sale.  

The party began slowly with each member trickling in like a leaky faucet in reverse.  

The sound of fireworks drew us out and onto the building's roof.  Or was it a promenade? I'm standing there, watching the fireworks when it dawns on me - I've seen this before.  And it all clicks: Baz, the party, fireworks, and, of course, him.  I'm handed a sweet wine and drink.  Then I turn to tell everyone my discovery when I lose my balance and reach out, grasping an arm to catch my self and oh.  It's him.  And we both realize we know what's going on and we laugh like idiots on that summer night rooftop.

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Sept 3rd Dream

Had a dream about friend's upcoming wedding where the married photographer flirted with me.  They served brownies as appetizers.  The church pews formed an L-shape, which meant I couldn't see anything.  The bridesmaids wore colonial costumes and the entire thing began at 10 am and went until 9:55pm.  

Can you tell how much I love weddings?

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August 8th Dream

Mom, Sarah, and I are planning on a huge party on an island.  Shaq is there and he's hanging out with someone really short.  Meagen is pregnant with a baby girl.  We go to a lobster restaurant. Earlier I remember that I DJ'd a party for ban.do and my mix was horrible.

The craziest part of this dream has to be the part about going to a lobster restaurant with mom.  

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July 31st Dream:

I'm starring in a Castle episode directed by Rob Bowman.  Alexis' bedroom set has been redesigned and now has a Jeep Wrangler parked in the middle of it.  She's converted it into a bed.  Pottery Barn, eat your heart out.

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Dream from 25 Days Ago

I'm at work when Bruno Mars and his band show up to perform at our office.  I have no where to put them while they wait for showtime so I put them in our file room.  They sit on boxes and tune their guitars.

I'm trying to freeze water balloons for our company picnic for a dangerous game of water balloon toss but our freezer isn't cold enough.  Scott suggests freezing mini cans of coke instead.

JC gives me a huge pile of work to do and confirms the existence of aliens.  The truth is out there and Madrona knows.

I go to a bar with Jared and we get drinks in the middle of the day.

My high school boyfriend is a courier and delivers something to our office building.  But he pisses off a security guard so I pretend to be dating my ex and give him a kiss on the cheek and that's when the ex boyfriend finally recognizes me but I just smile and wave and walk back to my office.  

A plane crashes in front of me while I'm driving home on the highway.  It rolls on its side but all passengers get out okay using emergency slides.

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Wednesday Night's Dream

I am doing laundry in a house with 4 washers and driers.  It is heaven.

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Dream Notes Vol 2

Here are more semi-delirious dream fragments that I write down as soon as I wake up.  I think I'm pretty coherent at 3am.

7/20/14 - "Soccer on cliffs players fall to their deaths.  Madison wearing only a shirt and no pants.  Working at the office.  Friend and I taking a boat out for a day.  Crawling across railroad tracks and being "smelled" by a porter to make sure we were clean/healthy/had not been bitten by anything."

7/22/14 - "Alfred had a one night event and I came to the preview and defended many of his sets.  I even thought about creating fliers to better publicize the show around campus.  Cast of SNL was also in attendance."

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Dream Notes Vol 1

I've been dreaming a lot lately but have been slow to post them on the blog.  So here are a couple of weird notes I wrote myself in the middle of the night throughout the past month:

7/2/14 - "Mobile bar with an astro turf roof for extra hang-out space."

7/11/14 - "Amazing grace.  Group of artists gather got coffee leads to acting out skits to perform me.  TP and Jenny come to see one.  Leads to movie.  Bad life things happen to some of us.  All started because I was singing about jeans?"

7/16/14 - "Katie eyelashes Jeff Goldblum alcohol drugs party sweater."

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Kevin Spacey Dream

I was flirting with Kevin Spacey who put me in his community theater production with Kirsten Dunst.  She hated me but also had to respect me.

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Tuesday Night's Dream:

A pal from work and I were on vacation and we meet Jeff Goldblum.  He buys us drinks, has sweaters sent to our room (as a gift) and just when I'm about to ask if he remembers meeting me in LA, I wake up...

Only to see him trending on Facebook because he proposed to his GF last week.

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Monday Night's Dream:

I was working on a TV show and we wanted to do a Make-A-Wish type event with kids.  We needed actresses so I ended up calling Stana and asking her to help out.  Being just as sweet in my dream as she is in real life, she agreed and drove her camper van to set.  When she got there, my old boss saw us together and got defensive, clearly thinking we were up to something behind his back.  I ended up telling Stana about a sick friend who needed medicine.  Stana confessed that she had the medicine but that people will come after me once it's in my possession.  I grabbed it and started running to my white Smart Car.  I had just clicked the remote key to unlock the doors when I heard my alarm and woke up.

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Sunday Night's Dream:

I was stuck in a parking garage disputing a $77 charge for parking all of 30 minutes when I realized I was going to be late to work.  I texted my boss to let her know and she replied "IM SO ANGRY W U."  I ended up getting out of the parking lot for no charge and when I got to work I ran straight to the dishwasher in the kitchen to unload it (part of my morning responsibilities).  But turns out, we had 5 and they were all filled with dirty dishes.  Then my boss pulls me aside and says she fired the last assistant for speaking in too loud a voice during a meeting.  (My boss is a soft speaker.  Like, super duper quiet.)

This morning in real life, our office receptionist slept through her alarm and was 30 minutes late to work.

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Tuesday Night's Dream:

I was macking on Chris Messina in a high school science lab when all of a sudden we have to go get Sigourney Weaver because there are a shit ton of Alien eggs making babies in the cafeteria and she's gotta destroy them.  When she comes running to the rescue she's grunting like Sharapova returning a serve, which both myself and Chris find weird and disconcerting.  Then she vanquishes the baddies and all is well and I go back to trying to get Messina to make out with me.