Word Prompt One: Holiday.
Major Holidays as if they Were People, Part One.
Sheâs so sweet she'll give you cavities. When ordering dessert, you order your sundae with those awful fake cherries, just for her, because she loves them.
She always makes sure your selfies are flawless and continues to snap them even when she looks perfect herself in them.
On nights out, she's a shoulder to cry on for the drunk girls in the bathrooms at the clubs and despite a reputation for an obsession with love, she will tell them to dump the f*boys as sheâs fixing their mascara. Her litmus test for men is Gomez Addams, and she will ask them every time, âWould Gomez Addams find this acceptable?â
Unfortunately, she likes picnics.
Her favourite Jane Austen character is Marianne Dashwood from Sense and Sensibility.
That Love Stinks scene in the Wedding Singer with Adam Sandler, actually makes her giggle.
She will tell you to order your grande Love Bug Frappuccino with cookie crumble crunch, and raspberry and vanilla bean syrup, for goodness sake, and own your Basic Bitch⢠already. This will probably start her âself-love is a political actâ rant. It starts to trail off by the time she gets to âthe world will always crush what you love, so be brave and wear your heart on your sleeve anywayâ, but itâs endearing, and honestly, sheâs not wrong. So order your damn drink.
She canât figure out how to use Tumblr.
Contrary to popular belief, red roses are not her favourite flowers. Big, bright gerberas are. Also, she knows the language of flowers fluently and in a single well-crafted bouquet she can either express all the true love in the world, or destroy any hope for any sort of affection and stomp a dream to pieces. At whim she can be the breaker of hearts.Â
She will belt out Roxetteâs It Must Have Been Love a little too hard at karaoke and you side-eye her and wonder if sheâs okay.
She hates the movie Love, Actually and will never be over Alan Rickman cheating on Emma Thompson. This is a big source of contention between herself and Christmas Eve.Â
Donât get tattoo advice from her, she will tell you itâs a great idea to get your current loverâs name etched on you forever. Donât get Brodyâs name on you.Â
She ships Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. They are her #couplegoals
Valentines and Halloween are girlfriends. I donât make the rules.