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Thinking a lot lately about Jayce saying, "Believe me, if I had it my way, it'd be you rotting in Stillwater." Because what if he DID have it his way? What if Silco somehow managed to convince Jayce to take him instead of Jinx, that she wouldn't cause problems for Piltover if she wasn't working for him anymore? But his arrest is done quietly, so everyone in Zaun believes he's dead - Jinx included - and she goes crazy without him and shoots the rocket launcher anyway, which shatters the peace treaty he arranged with topside. Season 2 starts as it does in canon, with Jinx now being a wanted criminal and the rally by the Vander statue; but this time when Warwick is summoned to Stillwater, it isn't Powder that stops him in his tracks. It's Silco.

rrremu

i have nothing to say except i’m coping !

hi-host

zaun dads...man i shoudnt rush it mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaan

gemsofthegalaxy

They refused to show us their dynamic in the AU but it's okay guys I figured it out

wishfulsketching

Omg Ambessa x Silco crackship (if you can call it that) is amazing, I live for it🙏

I'm happy to hear that we all agree that this would've calmed Silco down (at least a little bit):

wishfulsketching

Oh if only

ikbtthe

🐍🐍🐍

forgot to add a lighter ahh fuk it.

wishfulsketching

Just a another Silco doodle

wishfulsketching

Finally. Some good fucking food

My only criticism is that they made him look too clean! Let him live his ratman life!

deyathemuniz

Pull the blanket tight, now

modernchemical

wellen-katze

If it’s not to impolite to ask, is it possible to see Silco in your art style ?

Have some soft young doodle Silco! :D

eliotquillon

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.