•evie•

thank you, fa lettin me be mice elf

[wolfskulljack-deactivated202010]

My Christmas card design for this year!

You can buy this card on my Redbubble store http://www.redbubble.com/people/wolfskulljack

[florideae]

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

[ienvu]

hey! 

thanks for a couple of really great years on this blog, but i think this has run it’s course. i’m going to continue my blogging over at a different url, but if you want to see more of me follow me on instagram (@ ev.schultz)! i’m not going to delete this blog because god knows there is some good content on here, but i’m ready to move on from this.

cheers!

[57r4n63r2u]

[racist-larper]

[snoopingasusualisee]

I tried ordering a boneless burger and the entire fucking system crashed

[web1-0]

Reading the error log, this thing didn’t just crash. Somehow ordering a boneless burger corrupted the bootloader. Amazing bug right there.

This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE

[pokeyscrypt]

literally just 

[tocapturethisvoice]

blue eyes, black jeans lighters and candy, i’ve been a fool but strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you

[nico-tino]

mannen i mitt liv

[skilpadde-marshmallow-blog]

Honestly the cutest fucking progression of photos

[catbuddy-deactivated20161201]

anyone else have that classic middle school experience™ where you lost a nice pen and you saw someone else using it a day later and they’d never used it before so you asked them where they got their pen and they hesitated but then they said “from my house” and you didn’t have any evidence so you couldn’t accuse them of stealing it from you but you always knew deep down

[avvocarlo]

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

[alive420]

pangea 2020

squish em back together

[catsbeaversandducks]

“I can see you!!!”

Video by Summer Hutchinson

[pumpkin-bread]

unmute it

[spacehunter-m]

fred likes to say tréasure

[sirobvious]

Did a nuclear fucking bomb go off in that second one

[protect-and-love-animals]

Hilarious Dog Snapchats That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At

[imgetting2old4diss]

God i love dogs

[phoebe-does]

life tip is separating home life from work life from school life. Yes you can work or study when you’re home but once you’ve finished for the night stop looking at emails, stop being around your textbooks and math homework. When you’re home, be home. Be around your family, loved ones or flat mates. Switch off your laptop and play a game with the people you live with. Play with your pets don’t let your school life or work like consume you because after you strip away all that, what’s left is going to be the people in your life. Facetime or skype your friends and family if you live alone. Stay connected to your loved ones by disconnecting at the end of the day from work and school. Trust me, it’s important

[inuhito]

[amateur]

Stick Figure Costume