Questionable & Empty lmaoooo

yikes

[quotesforintellectuals]

“I know I’m getting older because my Kindle is turning into a self-help library. I’m not interested in Fifty Shades of Gray. I’m interested in the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up. Yes, how to de-clutter my home to achieve inner peace and my optimum level of success. That’s what your 30s is all about: How can I turn this shit around? I’m a terrible person; I’m not happy with where I am. How can I turn this shit around?! Help me Tony Robbins! Help me!!” - Ali Wong, Baby Cobra, a Netflix Original stand-up hour

[ifeareels]

its been a while. nearly a year in fact

[pluto225]

[gullahch1ld]

a movement I can get behind

[fuckdaleearnhardt-deactivated20]

This website is complete shit

[carolxdanvers]

“the everything”

[butchbulbasaur]

[inspirement]

[bassiter]

idea for a cartoon gag:

two people are sitting on a raft in the middle of the ocean. a shark fin becomes visible above the water, and one of the people starts freaking out.

“don’t worry,” the other says. “you’re more likely to get killed by a vending machine than a shark.”

“oh, phew.”

then the top of a vending machine becomes visible above the water.

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[leeortizlife-deactivated2019051]

[37q-archive]

im like 99% sure this photoset drops in image quality every time it passes my dash

[betterthankanyebitch]

[vinduster]

[polyglotplatypus]

some casual ABoT memeing

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

[bezoarcureforpoison]

Good dad.  Good boss.

[ruinedchildhood]

[peachy-fuckin-keen]

[daxdraggon]

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’

‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen the original production of hamlet, seen the king of rock himself perform, even rode horses with the king henry the 8th but i have never seen anything as entertaining as a surreal meme’

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’

[bakushous]

🍁