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ifaith // 20 // Chicago instagram: @welc0me

[chaoticcrybb]

whenever I’ve had a particularly bad day my friend will ask me what my favourite colour is because he knows that looking for the exact photo of the colour will distract me from whatever shitty thing happened that day

I hope you all have someone like this in your life

[hollowedskin]

this is a really great idea <3

[britafilter]

me to an aries: no ur wrong the aries:

[ocdamethyst-moved-blog-deactiva]

[hopelesslyfree]

Years ago today, Cosmo had an idea. 

[stability]

if you ever see me smiling to myself im probably thinking about publizity

[bang]

LMAO

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

imloterall laughing so hard

[sighsomemore]

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

imagine a swarm of 8 year olds, all wearing minecraft, angry birds and minion t shirts, running up to you and viscously beating the living shit out of you while chanting youtuber intros

[bumbleshark]

this is really specific, are u ok

[1softie-deactivated20170801]

Me!

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“ I want my eggs cracked meaning I want a child. I want my named dropped meaning I wanna be married. I’m not [bleep]-ing around with you!”

[agentizzy353]

@shes-a-virgo sounds like u

[shes-a-virgo]

LMAO

[sobeitjayt]

*Looks at my gf* wow thats my gf

[punkrockaddict]

Me when I look at my boyfriend

[foxmulders]

i’ll take “nobody asked the heterosexual’s opinion and they offered it anyways” for 500 alex

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

deadass

[greentea-and-ablunt-deactivated]

Honestly

[the-insufferable]

everyone there is good news

papaw is ok!!

[genarumple-blog]

“A million students protesting for free education… Not a single one realized that the government does that already? It’s called work for it you over entitled brats…before everyone gets butt hurt, I’m all for figuring out a way to get more assistance, but free? You’re kidding me.” – Tim French 

[xpropriate-deactivated20240423]

me: I want to be educated

some douche: leave your family when you’re still a minor and become an imperialist murderer

me: why

some douche: you gotta

[chinese-silk]

Ah yes, because education is definitely worth severe physical and mental trauma, murdering innocent people over useless campaigns, risking your own life on a daily basis and working as a pawn for the establishment.

[funkybug]

[3plymike]

This is the most wild vine I’ve seen in months

An actual masterpiece

[healingisneeded]

I needed this

[sipnsyphe]

LOL

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

This was necessary

[chessys]

where my sleepy girls at

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

In bed

[shiseidoforever]

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was in 8th grade, I had a History and English teacher who were really great friends. they knew what scared each other so my English teacher decided to take advantage of that. one day we were all sitting waiting for my History teacher to walk in (who is deathly afraid of cotton balls for some reason). he finally walks in and jumps 5 feet in the air when he sees the cotton balls taped to his chalk board spelling out “I know your weakness”. the best part was when he freaked out and ran to his phone to call somebody. much to his dismay, it was covered in cotton balls causing him to scream which resulted in many laughs from amused 8th graders.

[october-wing]

Not taking any chances

[evienator]

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much