Sad Lumpy Pumpkin

Shira. 23. Nonbinary & Queer AF. Restlessly eager, highly caffeinated. Show me your cat.

[adelusion-deactivated20221001]

[happifying-things]

[iraprince]

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[empresselyse]

[oranicuhh]

aw dis me.

[doctorslippery]

[semicolonthefifth]

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[songofkeys]

The lack of skvaders is particularly frustrating when you realize it forms the third point of a wonderful cryptid trifecta.

You got the jackalopes, which are rabbits with antlers.

And you got the wolpertingers, which are rabbits with antlers and wings.

And then… what? Do you escalate? That’s unbalanced, those two rabbit cryptids don’t have the same number of extra things, the wolpertinger is clearly the jackalope But More.

BUT with the skvader on the other side, balance is restored. Antler rabbit, winged rabbit, winged antler rabbit. It’s a classic Venn diagram of imaginary lapine beasts, and it’s only complete if you acknowledge the fucking skvader.

Good thing Ursula’s got our back, at least.

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is a really excellent point and I applaud your advancements in Cryptid Theory.

[hatwithglasses]

Gentleman, if I might add:

[joey-wheeler-official]

yes you may add this

[thebestworstidea]

I think balance in crypdids is VERY IMPORTANT.

[skogrev]

Oh this is satisfying.

[tuesdaey]

someone brought me a gift this morning

[sirfrogsworth]

(Sound is very much required on this one.)

Sometimes food is so darn tasty you gotta sing its praises.

AWOOOOO! 

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[catherine-elizabeth]

MY HEART

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[awwww-cute]

My mom’s cats, they’re brothers

[princesstigerbelle]

Synchronized catting

[bettsplendens]

This is called mirroring. Cats do this with each other (and humans!) as a way of being social. 

[dailyspiderman]

[stardustschild]

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

[ifightwindmills]

Hey friendos

My blog got flagged and it’s looking like it’s staying that way, so I’m moving my major operation to @eternalgrump. I’m not deleting, but I’m going to start posting there.

I’m bummed because I’ve had @ifightwindmills since high school (circa 2011), but I guess it’s time to move forward. I’ve still been here forever and I’m not leaving, just picking up and re-locating.

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[asterein]

Keep going!

Also, click the image! It’s transparent!

[cakethatisfriendly]

WHAT KIND OF WITCH CRAFT IS THIS??!

[marauders4evr]

CLICK THE IMAGE!!!

[deletedblog122020]

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ee VEEVEE!

[sunshine-presley]