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If I had a beard

I would ensure there was a connecting moustache to avoid unnecessary accusations given the events of recent times

#beard newyearnewyou

If I had a beard

It would probably be a different colour to the hair on the top of my head

#gingerbeard #beard

If I had a beard

It would contain missing Malaysian Airlines flight MH370

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If I had a beard

I'd think nothing of tossing bales of hay over other, stacked bales of hay

#beard #haythere

If I had a beard

I'd be a bard

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If I had a beard

I'd be Joe Carroll

#beard #thefollowing #cultbeard

If I had a beard

My nautical weapon of choice would be a trident

#beard #neptunealert

If I had a beard

We'd have more mirrors in the house

#beard #lookatme #reflectobeard

If I had a beard

I'd shave it all off then grow it back again really quickly just to show off

#beard #quickbeard

If I had a beard

I'd keep secrets in it

#beard #shhdonttellanyone

If I had a beard

I'd invade!

#beard #vikingbeard

If I had a beard

I'd wrestle

#beard #wrestlebeard

If I had a beard

I'd welcome you to touch it constantly

#beard #touchmybeard

If I had a beard

I'd spend twice as much money as I do now on shampoo

#beard #cleanbeard

If I had a beard

I'd spend half as much money as I do now on face moisturiser

#beard #drybeard

If I had a beard

I'd talk to strangers in bars who also have beards about the beards we both have

#beard #beardfriends

If I had a beard

You'd have to drive me to medieval war reenactments

#beard #medievalbeard #beardofthrones

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