Incorrect Uchiha quotes

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Fugaku: Why are you covered in blood?

Itachi: It's not mine.

Mikoto: Is that supposed to make us feel better?

Itachi: Of course.

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Shisui: I found a man who stole your identity and was impersonating you.

Obito: Where was he?

Shisui: Eating Ho-Hos and crying in his car.

Obito, impressed: He really went for it.

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Sasuke: We got to get to the hospital and we got to get there fast!

Itachi: Then I should drive.

Sasuke: Why?

Itachi: I have nothing to live for and drive like it.

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

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And people still say this is canon…

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Shisui: How do I ask someone out?

Sasuke: Rose are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Obito: Oh God please no.

Izuna: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Obito: Stop it.

Itachi: Row row row your boat gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily I can make you scream.

Shisui: I feel like the last one is verging dangerous into the serial killer territory.

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Izumi: Why is Sasuke screaming in his room?

Itachi: He took one of those 'Which Uchiha are you' quizzes.

Izumi: Oh, who did he get?

Itachi: Me.

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Sasuke, texting: You don't have to sign your name on texts.

Itachi, also texting: Dear Sasuke, suggestion noted. Sincerely, your brother, Itachi Alfonso Uchiha.

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Can you do another uchiha meeting soon.

I’ll try my best, anon! They’re kinda hard to make but I’m glad you like them and I’ll try :)

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Kishimoto sensei’s take on SSS in Gaiden, the movie, and chapter 700

Truly family goals

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Izuna: Nii-san, I made you a gingerbread man!

Izuna: Look, his arms are crossed and he’s frowning, because he’s mad at the other stupid gingerbread men for annoying him. Do you like it?

Madara, holding back tears: It’s fine.

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So… something disgusting happened.

Sasuke’s English VA (Yuri Lowenthal) made a video for Sasuke’s birthday about Sasuke saying how much he cares for and loves Sakura *insert vomit emoji*, he even literally said: “I was mean to you because I liked you.” WTF

https://youtu.be/T9JG4Bia09o

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Where is your banner from?

Found it on Pinterest like two years ago haha

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Shisui: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

Itachi, turning to Izumi: You look malnourished.

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Shisui: Find out your GAY NAME.

Itachi: ...?

Shisui: It's your first name followed by...

Shisui, gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring:... My last name.

Itachi: We have the same last name.

[yabai-korra]

Sakura, do you care about your freaking kid at all???

Sarada literally complained about Sasuke not being home WHEN HE IS IN THE VILLAGE (instead he was sitting on a freaking tree on training grounds waiting for Boruto to look for him) AND SAKURA DEAD-ASS DIDN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

I hate how she’s lying to Sasuke, Sarada is clearly not okay with the way Sasuke acts, and instead of Sakura saying “Hmmm maybe spend time with your kid when you’re in the village or send a freaking message.” she just says “We’re fine.”

Like, what was the purpose of that?

She, and Sasuke, can pull the “mission” excuse all they want but when Sasuke’s in the village there is no freaking excuse for not being home, which Sakura seems to be completely fine with considering she’s still “Mrs. Uchiha” and that’s all that ever mattered to her.

Seems Sasuke being at peace is more important than what Sarada wants and needs 🤷‍♀️

Idk man my best guess is that she didn’t want Sasuke to think Sarada has a problem with him so it a) doesn’t make Sasuke even more absent b) cause problems in her “perfect family” or c) Sasuke and Sarada having a problem is somehow blamed on her.

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- one truth ♥ Happy Birthday Sasuke!