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[ruinedchildhood]

[cwote]

Your pain, your happiness, your love. All of it is temporary and I think there is something beautiful about that.

[sizvideos]

[death-by-lulz]

Unbelievable mime with balloon

[sunspotpony]

The amount of muscular control this requires is absurd. That man needs to be as fit as a goddamn dancer to do this shit.

[awwww-cute]

[jeanqrey]

Avengers: Endgame + parallels

[amorverde]

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS

[lumixercalderic-deactivated2016]

[taylortut]

peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols

“hey FRIDAY, zoom in on that building over there”

“Old Man Bifocals protocol activated, Boss”

“what the fuck did you just say to me”

[taylortut]

“FRIDAY alert the team that my thrusters are down and i can’t fly”

“sure thing, activating I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up Protocol”

“PETER WE TALKED ABOUT THIS”

[spider-man-stan]

Tony: FRIDAY, open these encrypted files we don’t have a lot of time-

FRIDAY: activating the Fr E Sh A Voca Do protocol

Tony, sobbing: PETER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES THIS MEAN 

[taylortut]

AMAZING

[bluesocksandfluff]

-Peter gets hurt in a battle- FRIDAY: Bone Hurting Juice Protocol has been activated - Mr. Parker is in distress. Tony: -stops- He’s what?  The what? Peter: -over the com- Oof, ouch… my bones…

[indigowallbreaker]

Tony: FRIDAY! Engage autopilot!

FRIDAY: Activating Jesus Take The Wheel protocol.

Tony: Really, Pete?

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

Jdjsjsjsks

[nightskyblufaith]

Tony: Where in the world is that kid??..FRIDAY!! Activate Peter’s GPS

FRIDAY: Activating

“ Helicopter parent protocol”

Tony: *sighs*….why do I even bother

[marvel-lous-things]

Tony: FRIDAY divert all energy to thrusters

FRIDAY: nyOOOOOooOOoM protocol activated

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

i literally can’t breathe from this

[piwiskiwi]

Go d

[thejamesbondwannabe]

Tony, in front of team: FRIDAY activate the electric taze blast

Friday: Activating ‘Wanna Be Thor’ protocol

Thor: *triumphantly laughs*

Tony,mumbling: Now the boys’ gone too far.

[laufyeson]

I CANT BREATHE

[ebonymask-deactivated20230207]

Tony: Friday activate stealth mode

Friday: Activating ‘Hiding from my problems’ protocol

Tony: Now that one is just mean

[bluewolf7998]

buT WAIT! Friday is an AI, right? What if she starts doing it on her own, to both of them, and they assume it was each other?

[thetomska]

Visit Original Link

never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

[fuckyahumor]

oh shit

[joshanddrake]

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me

[rnacintosh-blog]

it’s better than craving for her to love me back

[fuckoffidiots69-deactivated2021]

i dont know what to say im sorry

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

bonus, the result:

[dddooogggsss-deactivated2017070]

Trying to keep a positive attitude when you’re upset

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[dcvertigoblog]

Arthur, Orm and Thomas reuniting with Atlanna.

AQUAMAN (2018) dir. James Wan.

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]